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fuckyeahgoodomens

You also cast Frances McDormand as the voice of God, who narrates the story. Why did you like her for the part?

I knew I wanted an American voice. I knew I wanted a female voice, and I was trying to figure out who I wanted because Whoopie Goldberg’s already been the voice of God and the voice of death so I thought, “That’s probably not right.” So I was trying to figure it out and on the way back to America. I had just watched Three Billboards and my head was filled with Frances McDormand. About a day later she sent me an email about something completely different out of nowhere. I wrote back and said, “Would you like to be God?” She said it would confirm something her family already suspected.

What do you think he would have liked about this version?

I think he would have loved Agnes Nutter. I think he would have really, really liked the death of Agnes Nutter. That was something that Terry brought to the table and he would have loved that. I think he would have loved the stuff I did in Episode Three that wasn’t in the book, the whole sort of Crowley and Aziraphale through time. He would have loved it but he would have had some suggestions of bits that I missed, and ways to do it that would have been fabulous. And I think he also would have loved the nuns. Anything with nuns, I think Terry would have found inherently amusing, and our nuns are Satanic penguins. Glorious. He would have loved them.

Fans of the novel will notice some missing elements, like the British motorcycle gang who try to ride with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

The other motorcycle gang. We cast them. They were fantastic. They were in the original script. But then we were probably two, three weeks out from shooting and onto a third read-through when we were informed that we were 1.5 million over budget, and we’d have to trim. And they went. They went because they were probably a week’s shooting. And it was the extent of shooting where we would have to close off roads, there were stunts, there was a whole thing, and it was like, “You know, we can lose that.” And it made me sad, but we lost them.

How did you find a child actor who could pull off playing Adam, the Antichrist.

It came down to the audition. We had two contenders for Adam. One of them was Sam [Taylor Buck], who got the part, and one of them was another terrific kid who didn’t. And the other kid who didn’t was actually much funnier than Sam. Every joke of his landed, and landed beautifully. But when he got angry, it was just a shouting 11-year-old. And then Sam, some jokes landed and some jokes didn’t, but when he got angry everybody in the room was terrified. There was something about him that was utterly convincing. He was for real. And I’m like, actually, I think people will believe that this angelic-looking child is indeed the Antichrist.

What’s the ideal viewing experience for Good Omens?

I would honestly find the friend with the best, biggest television, and the best, biggest sound system and I would go to their place. Because Good Omens as seen on your phone, you’re going to miss so many things. There are things you are going to not quite see. Somebody from Amazon was telling me that she’d seen Good Omens several times on a desktop computer-sized television and then got to see it at Cinespia at the Hollywood [Forever] Cemetery, and it was the first time she discovered that all of our nuns have moles or facial hair, and she was finding jokes and things that she’d never experienced before because she could see it a hundred feet high on the walls of the cemetery. So if you can’t find a cemetery that is projecting it, find your friend with the biggest TV.

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cleaning with ADHD is a nightmare. it’s an endless cycle of finding a half-finished chore and stopping the one you were already working on, then remembering that something else needs to be done and getting started on that, then finding half-finished chore and

jumpingjacktrash

i have the solution! i call it ‘junebugging’.

have you ever seen a junebug get to grips with a window screen? it’s remarkably persistent, but not very focused. all that matters is location.

how to junebug: choose the location you feel you can probably get some shit done on today. be specific. not ‘the bathroom’ but ‘the bathroom sink’. you are not choosing a range, you are choosing a center; you will move around, but your location is where you’ll keep coming back to. mentally stick a pin in it. consider yourself tethered to that spot by a long mental bungee cord.

go to your location. look at stuff. move stuff around. do a thing. get distracted. remember you’re junebugging the bathroom sink and go back there. look at it some more. do a different thing. get distracted. get a sandwich. remember you’re junebugging and go back to the bathroom sink.

nt’s will go crazy watching you, and if they demand to know When You Will Be Done you will probably have to roll them in a carpet and stuff them up the chimney. you’re done when you feel done, or you’re too bored to live, or it’s bedtime, or any number of other markers, you get to pick. but the thing is, by returning repeatedly to that one spot, you harness the ‘hyperactivity’ part instead of wasting all that energy battling with the ‘attention deficit’ part.

not only will the bathroom sink almost certainly be clean, and probably the mirror and soap dish too, you might’ve swapped in a fresh toothbrush, a new soap, you might’ve unclogged the drain – you will probably also have cleaned or fixed up several things in the near vicinity, or in the path between the sink and where you get the fresh toothbrush, or maybe you did your grocery shopping cuz you were out of soap, or maybe you couldn’t find a clean hand towel and ended up doing laundry.

this is good. you got shit done! it wasn’t necessarily Cleaned The Bathroom in the way nt’s think of it, but screw ‘em. things are better than they were.

plus you worked off enough energy to be able to sleep. which is not small potatoes when living the ADHD life. :D

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Don’t let the adorable name fool you—this is some Seriously Good Advice. May be useful for brain fog and depression, too!

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Reblogging to save my fellow ADHD peeps from the Sisyphusian curse of cleaning with no focus.

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On my re-read of The Great Gatsby I’ve discovered that an angel and a demon decide to crash one of his infamous parties. Aziraphale of course makes it to the library. Later Crowley attempts to drive a car that’s missing a wheel. (If he assumes it will go, surely it still will?)

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good omens a/c fic rec list

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I’m having such fun with this. Here is yet another revision to my A/C fic rec list. I’ve actually TAKEN STUFF OFF because it’s gotten too long so am paring it down to one fic per author. Many of these authors are artists with a massive body of work so if you like a fic I recommend digging!

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Crowley/Aziraphale fic rec list

Living Arrangements by afrai (M) - This has been my favorite Good Omens fic for many, many years. It’s a First Time fic and I just find it so believable. Be careful though, it’s a heartbreaker. Synopsis: Aziraphale becomes human as retribution for his role in certain Events. (If you read this and want to talk about the ending, feel free to message me, I have a Lot Of Thoughts.)

Not Too Late by maniacalmole (G) - This has gotta be a close second. There is nothing else really like this in the fandom. Also, it has some fantastic one-liners. Could be read as gen, but why would you? Synopsis: Crowley and Aziraphale don’t meet until just before the End Times. Everything is different when you subtract 6,000 years. (Or is it?)

Theatrical Sins by Aria (G) - I don’t know why I love this one so much, but I do. It has amazing characterization and handles the slash (oh yes, it’s there) with an extremely light touch. Synopsis: Crowley and Aziraphale attend the theater throughout the years.

Crown of Thorns: The Walls, The Wainscot, and the Mouse by irisbleufic (E) - If you ever see an A/C fic rec list without this on it, something’s gone quite wrong. Synopsis: Crowley and Aziraphale move into that cottage on the South Downs and begin figuring out just what they mean to each other (and the many new people around them). This ate a couple of my weekends last fall.

Modern Love by punkfaery (T) – One of the few fics that really captures the gravitas of A&C’s immortality. Really lovely; a bit bloody, but truthful. Synopsis: Crowley, Aziraphale, and a series of significant moments from 1204 to 2015.

Re-Recalled by Jennistar (T) - this one is so cute, damn. If you need a feel-good fic tied up with a warm fuzzy bow then this is the one for you. Also, bonus, written in the exact style of the novel itself, IMO. Synopsis: Aziraphale is discorporated in the middle of an argument. Everything goes badly, until it doesn’t.

such surpassing brightness by Handful_of_Silence (G) – A new challenger enters the ring!! You guys. This is brand spanking new and it is so good oh my God. Synopsis: Aziraphale is the patron saint of queers and Crowley has a lot of complex feelings about it. 

Eyes Closed by tinsnip (M) - this fic will fuck you up. I’m furious about it. I thought about this fic for DAYS after I read it. Read it and then help me lobby the author to fix it please. Synopsis: Aziraphale makes love with his eyes closed.

Form and Function by SleepsWithCoyotes (M) - I avoided this fic for so long because I was nervous… but I don’t know why I was nervous, because the execution is absolutely flawless. Synopsis: the AU where Crowley is a dragon.

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Collide by serpensortia (E) - ok this is technically adult!Adam/Crowley (NO, WAIT, I KNOW) with the barest breath of A/C, which I am morally opposed to EXCEPT that this little fic is delicious. Synopsis: Adam always gets what he wants.

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Finally, while this for sure doesn’t deserve such company, have a shameless self-promote as well.

Final Temptation by rfsmiley (M) - I cannot believe I did this but I took a crack at First Time fic and put it online ahhh Synopsis: It doesn’t occur to Crowley to tempt Aziraphale until approximately 5,900 years into their relationship.

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