[textsfromlastdisco]

(801):
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I’m being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.

(1-801):
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.

(801):
I didn’t know you were high TOOOO!!!

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(803):

You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I’m concerned, don’t come back to karaoke.

[textsfromlastdisco]

(425):

I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.

[textsfromlastdisco]

(951):

you smell like vanilla and daddy issues

[textsfromlastdisco]

(217):

I get a little bitchy. We all know that.

[textsfromlastdisco]

(+44):
Why did u text me “I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don’t let me forget.” at 3am??

(1+44):
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.

[textsfromlastdisco]

(817):
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?

(1-817):
You weighed it?

[textsfromlastdisco]

(647):

The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.

[textsfromlastdisco]

(+44):

i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.

[chanelresort]

Hussein Chalayan F/W 2012

[dressthesavage]

@thingstaakowouldwear ??

[nounofrassilon]

@ladyyatexel

[ladyyatexel]

Aaaaaaaas