when u find fanart and fancomics with ur fave characters but they’re in a language u dont know so u just look at the pictures
my favourite thing about hercule poirot is that once he solved the murder he just makes everyone involved sit in a circle and dig shit about everyone before telling who’s the killer he’s like “i know we’re here because someone is dead but lemme tell you susan is the illegitimate child of paul and bethany is in love with her step brother. this had absolutly nothing to do with the killing but i thought yall should know tbh. now about the murder”
Poirot the king of #receipts
You have to read this in his voice, especially “I thought yall should know tbh.”
The Smallest Points is a grammar based puzzler which highlights the importance of punctuation - with you rearranging the full stops on a love letter to totally alter the meaning!
The one complaint I have of Star Trek fan fiction is the inaccurate lack of asking the computer stupid questions
“Beatbox for me”
how awesome would it be if the oscars were like the grammys and the actors just got on stage and live performed scenes from the year’s movies for 90% of the show instead of wasting all of that time on speeches
1 cat, 1 sheep and 1 dog ran across these stockholm bricks while they were being made back in the swedish medieval age.
nice
- Me about a horrible character: I love him he is perfect
- Someone: I know he didn't do anything wrong he was jus-
- Me: No he's a fucking piece of shit that did everything wrong he literally murdered people for money don't
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