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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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technology related sensory memories from my childhood

  • sliding the metal cover on floppy disks
  • the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes
  • ripping off the strips of holed paper off of dot matrix printer paper 
  • rolling the wheel on a disposable camera to take another photo
mm-imagerie

The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint

Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked

The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass

The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover

The sound effects in kidpix

Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands

sahdirah

…God, it is so weird these things aren’t around any more. Cause it’s true, the sensations are so distinct. It’s bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.

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goodeye-cyborg

Y'all think your professors are salty or petty? My freshman year my intro to anthropology prof overheard some dudebro say some homophobic shit and altered the entire semester’s plan to accommodate three new lectures about homophobia and gender identity and presentation in various cultures. This is to say three ADDITIONAL lectures to go with the one she already have planned.

goodeye-cyborg

Important addition: She changed the wallpaper on her computer to a picture her with her wife and two kids. So the first thing we saw when we came into class every day for the remainder of the semester was basically their christmas card

viktoriascombover

That ain’t salty, that’s her being my hero

yafictiondoublefeature

salt is a vital ingredient in many dishes, including revenge

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“ Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his...
geekandmisandry

Wow, I had no idea Satan was so knowledgeable and generous with his time.

#TeamSatan

bear-eggs

Can satan come teach a class at my school

prokopetz

Amusingly, among the Western European demon-conjuring cults of the 16th Century, many demons were greatly valued for their skill as teachers, often to the point that grimoires would place greater emphasis on the subjects each demon was qualified to teach than on their supernatural powers.

For example, this guy?

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Teaches moral philosophy.

And this creepy dude?

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He’s your astronomy professor.

Seriously, look this stuff up some time - it’s wild.

cheesedeity

I now want a comic or cartoon series about demon teachers and their human students. Not sure if it should be college or high school.

prokopetz

“Aw, man - I got Professor Lionwheel. I hear if you fail his exams, he eats your legs.”

“Yeah, but he’s supposed to be really good about keeping regular office hours.”

“Huh. Sort of a trade-off, really.”

grumpyrpgreviews

What do you have to do to get a scholarship?

seekerofshores

I can’t believe you called Buer, Great President of Hell, Professor Lionwheel lmfao.

fire-ghoul

this whole post

paganpetals

The fact that christianity had (and still have) knowledge as enemy really matter to me, holy moly.

naamahdarling

Uncle Stolas isn’t creepy, he is very handsome!

lazarus-rat

That’s PRINCE Stolas to you