Cats, please, guys. There’s some complicated stuff going on, and Cats Are Good.

Here’s my nerd, Carrigan. She’s a Maine Coon, and 15 pounds of love and drooling. Her household nickname is Madam Jerkface.


My kitties Nina and Nilah!

His name is Mickey and he’s a certified BigBoy™️ (but losing some weight!)

I just took this picture of my baby kitties snuggling together

Courage made friends with my super fluffy new blanket tonight. He spent about 15 minutes making bread on it before falling asleep hugging it close.
Important video compilation of Reginald Jeeves (Stephen Fry) hating on/becoming physically ill at the sight of unfashionable clothing belonging to Bertie (Hugh Laurie.)
I still have this saved on my computer.
*vortisaur shrieks*
NEVER STOP, BOYS. Just, bahaha, the ominous strings in the last scene when Jeeves notices Bingo’s tie.
Including my favorite bit, when Jeeves has to sit down to compose himself!
*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation
Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious
I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.
t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!
“Do you speak any Japanese?”
“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”
“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”
“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”
“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!”
“Who you talking to Belle?”
“Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”
Anchorage Resident Tim Newton Awoke To The Sound Of Something Running Across His Deck
“Tim was awakened by noises on our deck last week - and looked outside. In astonishment, he grabbed his camera.. and can you believe it? Mama Lynx and her SEVEN kits!! She called to them and they all lined up right outside in front of where he was standing (he was inside the screen door!) Amazing ALASKA WILD LIFE!!! They proceeded to run and play on our deck, and then in our yard.”
Photos/text by Tim Newton Photography
big pawed stilt cats
Most people who live in lynx country will never see one. This lucky jerk gets them delivered to their front door.
@petermorwood quality caturday subjects here
I know they’ve evolved as snowshoes, but the size of lynx feet always amuses/amazes me.
World’s Smallest Cat: Rusty Spotted Cat | “He may look like a kitten, he’d still fit in the palm of your hand - but this little male is very nearly fully grown. [..] What he lacks in size… he makes up for in daring.”
hhhHHE IS SMALLER THAN THE LEAVES
I hate the fact that the sentence “mummies are rare because we ate them” is factual.
I’m sorry, what?
Not to mention we used to paint with them, though apparently it would crack terribly on the canvas within a few years.

