I got a haircut the other day… and then I realized…cosplay.
i got a haircut
the other day… and then i
realized…cosplay
More poorly thought out yet incidentally useful enchantments:
Having a river that flows uphill is also a massive source of power.
True, though It’s only a better power source than a regular river if the water comes back down again. As I’m picturing it, it doesn’t; the main course continues uphill until it reaches its “source” high in the mountains, where the water completes its inverted cycle by streaming up into the sky, shedding its mineral content in the process and leaving behind twisting spires of sea-salt dozens or hundreds of feet high.
(The salt-maze is a potentially lucrative target for adventurers, if they can survive the environment, as anything that’s been washed upstream eventually winds up there. Watch out for salt dragons!)
Then it’s an incredibly useful source of salt instead. All of that salt in one place, is enough to build an extremely prosperous city around.
Very large salt dragons.
ugh it is not a cuttlefish it is just very young and therefore all round and tiny and has short arms also she is literally rearing them from eggs and researching them and giving them medical care and it is her job I suspect she doesn’t need their species mansplained.
1. It has two eyes, while squid have one.
2. It’s pupils are rectangular, a trait seen in cuttlefish while squid have round pupils.
3. Stop with the ‘mansplain’ shit, sexism isn’t a good look on you.
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Oh hey, a real person, hi. :)
1. … no? Squid, like octopuses and cuttlefish, are beautifully symmetrical and have two eyes.
2. actually, I’d call cuttlefish pupils ‘kind of wiggly’ and squids’ circular to ovular, but in any case the angle is too high here to see anything but a dark line which could be anything imo
3. excuse you i look DELICIOUS in sexism
actually, i am guessing this is a bobtail squid but i am not an expert. so I shall stick with assuming the original tweeter is correct. and while @mettatagi herself (thanks for the profile pronouns, btw :)) may be excused the charge of mansplaining on the grounds of gender and of actually having good reasons for saying ‘cuttlefish’, my grumble was directed to the sheer number of people saying ‘this specialist clearly does not know what she is talking about’, rather than to any one individual.
either way it is an adorable brave rock. doing so well. good rock. :)
Garak’s “I’m totally innocent and didn’t just blow up my own shop” face is precious. He looks like a kid who got caught misbehaving ❤️
cteranodon asked:
tinsnip answered:
Mature is ‘and then they made love.’ Explicit is ‘and here’s how they did it exactly.’
To wit: mature.
He looked at the envelope, spread out before him.
God, he’d never been this hungry.
Could he be gentle enough? Slow enough? He didn’t want to damage it, didn’t want to do anything he’d regret… but no, no, it seemed the envelope wanted this as much as he did. It slipped into his hands, it folded as he asked. When it was time for more, the card was waiting, and he somehow knew exactly what to do. He moved with his correspondence in a dance as old as the mail system, and when it was over, he was smiling and the envelope was completely, thoroughly sealed.
Explicit:
The envelope waved its flap in the air slowly, gently, and he could see the faint shimmer of the adhesive traced along its fold. It was like a taunt, a dare: won’t you? And he would, oh, God, he would, lifting the envelope firmly to his lips, licking slowly at first, then faster, more firmly, tasting the envelope’s essence, the faint bitterness, the sweetness to follow—
Oh, he couldn’t help but smile at how it felt in his hands. It was so perfectly folded. Its paper was rough against his fingers, and its crossed folds shifted slightly as it opened for his eager tongue. Yes, yes…
Now the card, and his hand trembled as he lifted it, as he held the envelope, stretching it wide. Would it fit? Oh… oh, yes, it would fit, it slid in smooth and quick and filled the envelope to bursting, oh, made for each other, and he smiled in delight at how perfect it was.
He was ready. Now, now, now: with one swift movement he folded the flap over and he pressed, yes, he pressed the flap down and it stuck, God, it stuck perfectly, and he closed his eyes in bliss.
Afterwards, he stroked the envelope, and thought about addresses.
omg THIS MADE MY MORNING.
well, this is something I didn’t know i needed till I had it.
“and thought about addresses” oh my
I never thought I’d say this but it’s too early for this level of porn.
MAIL PORN
someone, somewhere, reading this:
All I got from this post is that op wants to fuck a letter
rule 34 is the law of the universe and God has no power here
……..I used to make fancy envelopes for personal stationary by hand.
I feel so unclean now.
qpid-deactivated20180201 asked:
oh my god
1. first contact with garak. a classic
2. waking up in a strange place, immediately assuming he’s in a nightmare, and just screaming to wake himself up rather than take any action
3. oh boy it’s time to play raquetball! :-) i guess i’ll just change into my workout clothes. you know, the type that you wear when you work out. i love sports!
4. hi my name is julian bashir and my favorite holodeck program involves me shooting a man with a champagne cork. also, every woman i encounter falls in love with me. uh oh me and my real spy boyfriend are in trouble! good thing i’m here to save the day
5. risa
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