[useless-swedenfacts]

hang on.. so in the rest of the world it’s equally normal to eat candy in any day of the week????? like, eating candy on a wednesday is about as OK as eating it on a saturday???

[useless-swedenfacts]

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[useless-swedenfacts]

• lördagsgodis(saturday candy) came somewhere during the 50′s. it was created by dentists to get kids to eat less candy, since it’s bad for ur teeth to frequently eat sweets.
  

• parents loved this so everyone born after the 50′s-60′s grew up with saturday candy

• if it’s a holiday, or your birthday, you’re allowed to eat candy too. 

• however, because the weekend sort of starts on friday after school is finished, ‘fredagsmys’(literally friday cozy) is also a thing. (and people eat chips/crisps and candy on fridays too. but it’s still called saturday candy.) 

• fredagsmys became especially popular after a chips brand released a tv commercial with a fredagsmys song

• most older swedes eat candy whenever they feel like, but everyone has that collective feeling of guilt because you grow up learning that you’re only allowed candy on saturdays

• eating candy on fridays is accepted too, but generally fridays are for chips and saturdays for candy
  

[norsesuggestions]

When you are a swede, trying to feel less guilt about your candy sins

• Wednesday is in the middle of the week, so it is lill-lördag (small-saturday), so I can eat candy then!
• Sunday is like still weekend, so I can eat candy then
• On monday i got leftovers of candy from sunday, which must be eaten
• Thuesday? I gotta buy candy to prepar for lill-lördag tomorrow!
• Thursday? Thor wants us to eat candy this day, I am sure.
• Friday? Fredagsmys! It demands candy.

And thats how sweden is the country how eats the most sweets per capita on earth

[emt-monster]

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

[edens-blog]

this is so important

[arkhamarchitecture]

Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.

I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.

Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.

[kenderfriend]

Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life

[garbage-empress]

@queerdoextrodinaire Thank you! I was with this post until that comment. Generally bad to give the police anything remotely resembling “probable cause” unless it’s extremely important to.

[daddy-devil]

Any party I’ve been to, if I took anything I’d write it on my arm in case shit goes down, no one has ever questioned it. Don’t ever ever go partying alone but please take this into account if you take anything that’s either extremely strong or if you are already on perscription medication.

[boobwindowkirk]

somehow failed to realize that I had the best Bones screencap ever on my desktop

[get-trekked]

What even is this, he’s making the duckface too!
Star Trek started all trends pass it on

[matt-ruins-feminisms-shit]

[spaceshipoftheseus]

Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.

This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.

[dirkbolero]

This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.

[xfilesposterproject]

Here’s my retro poster for last night’s episode of Star Trek: Discovery - “The Wolf Inside”!

[nomorefrostbite]

Nothing but respect for MY Terran Emperor. 

[coralikesnerdythings]

MIRROR SAREK HAS A MOUSTACHE

writers- how do we differentiate between the universes…

wait wait wait guys I have it….

Facial hair.

[tinsnip]

I shrieked with laughter.
Dude. He’s MIRROR SPOCK’S DAD. Of COURSE he has a beard.

[purringvulcan]

Emperor Georgiou could murder me and honestly I would just thank her

[femmejadzia]

Ultimate list of reasons why I predict it will be revealed that Lorca is from the mirror universe soon:

1. Cornwell, someone who knew Lorca intimately, said outright that he was a different person. Also he had scars she didn’t recognise which are consistent with the nature of the close combat which is required to climb the ranks in the empire.

2. Sleeping with a knife under your pillow and expecting attacks at all times is mirror universe trauma where everyone on your own ship is out to get you, not trauma from a starship battle where the danger of being attacked in your sleep isn’t really your main concern.

3. Cornwell said that he’d have to almost be a psychopath to lie on his evaluation, a brutal genius (exactly like a mirror counterpart).

4. The writers haven’t touched on this “there’s something wrong with Lorca” thing in a while which mirrors exactly how they treated the Ash = Voq plot. Bring it up at the beginning and then let it rest for ages while dropping steadily heavier hints before finally revealing it after a long dip in the narrative.

5. Lorca was shown to have previously had a very close relationship with Cornwell and yet it’s implied he tried to get her killed by pushing her into a Klingon trap so that she wouldn’t get the ship removed from his command. This seems more like the actions of a mirror universe Lorca who has never given a crap about Cornwell and just sees her as an obstacle to remove.

6. The “I need this ship to keep me sane” plot has not paid off or really been mentioned at all. Which means he was lying and he needed the ship for something else (getting back to the mirror universe).

7. He’d shown no interest in exploration and only cared about the war and then suddenly it’s revealed he cares Very Specifically about the ship’s ability to get to mirror universes.

8. When he returned to the starbase after the battle he knew Cornwell would probably have reported him by then and he would have his command removed. He needed to use the ship Right Now to get back to his universe or he wouldn’t have the opportunity for much longer.

9. He very clearly emotionally manipulated Stamets into doing the jump and there was a Lorca Override thing in red on the screen when they showed the data from the failed jump.

10. We found out that in the mirror universe he was hunted by Michael so it makes sense that he would purposely hijack Michael’s transport to get her on the ship and it explains why he’s so obsessed with her.

11. Finding out that mirror Lorca attempted a coup reveals a parallel between his and Michael’s mutinies and creates a lot of neat opportunities for parallels and comparisons between them.

12. Lorca is stalling for reasons why they shouldn’t return back to their ship now they have the information to get them home.

13. It gives an additional explanation to why Lorca was a-okay with blowing up the rebel base.

14. There has already been a clear event which would be the pseudoscientific reason for the switch: Lorca’s ship exploding. This kind of event is classic Star Trek for “it created a mysterious spacetime anomoly”. Also narratively, this is already established as the point where Lorca changed as a person, so maybe we should take that more literally.

15. It makes narrative sense. The season is meant to be one long story, so why bring them to the mirror universe for multiple episodes unless there’s an important development that’s going to happen there that is essential for the main plot of the story.

16. If the real Lorca is stranded in the mirror universe this gives a clear path forwards for season two and how they’re going to solve the problem of having a captain who shouldn’t be in command of the ship and will eventually be caught. Easy, they replace him with the real Lorca.

17. And finally, Lorca’s entire character just fits perfectly into every archetype Star Trek has established about cheesy villains from the mirror universe.

[ssaalexblake]

I also feel like Mirror!Stamets will be aggressively nice and pleasant in casual conversation b/c Prime!Stamets is such a grumpy ass, except the difference is grumpy ass stamets will do the right thing in a fix but Mirror!Stamets will just shove a knife in somebody’s back, all the while smiling pleasantly. 

Like, come through with this one disco, if super nice Tilly is, you know, terrifying, Grumpy asshole Stamets can be personable and happy.