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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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“ Title: In Purgatory’s Shadow
Episode: 5x14
Year: 2373
Stardate: Unknown
Original Airdate: 1997-02-10
Written by: Ira Steven Behr, Robert Hewitt Wolfe
Directed by: Gabrielle Beaumont
Garak and Worf investigate a message which...
star-trek-title-cards

Title: In Purgatory’s Shadow
Episode: 5x14
Year: 2373
Stardate: Unknown
Original Airdate: 1997-02-10
Written by: Ira Steven Behr, Robert Hewitt Wolfe
Directed by: Gabrielle Beaumont

Garak and Worf investigate a message which suggests that Cardassian spymaster Enabran Tain is still alive. Upon their arrival, not only do they find Tain, but also General Martok… and someone they did not expect.

i feel like a peeping tom
wobblycompetencies
prokopetz

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

the-gender-enigma

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

theamazingsallyhogan

Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”

No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

cerynn

Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is

ethantheheffalump

Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG

jungwildeandfree

I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity 

saathiray
odinsnotwearingmakeup

So finals have got me down and I’ve decided all I want for christmas is to be as happy as jeff goldblum in a multi-colored cat sweater

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odinsnotwearingmakeup

We are….less than close to our goal…..

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WOOOOOOOOAAAAAHHH WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

odinsnotwearingmakeup

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

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odinsnotwearingmakeup

Hey everyone I just want to say

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We did it

sausagerollsnotgenderroles

Live your dreams 2k18