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villainous-queer-deactivated202 asked:

I'm doing some culture build and need some help with a word--what would the Kardasi word for 'succubus/concubus/incubus' be? These would be seductive monsters that enthrall and tempt good Cardassians away from Virtuous Behaviour(/The State?) and are very beautiful. And blue. My cardassians like blue a lot bc bowerbird reasons.

cardassianlanguage answered:

I actually had a chat about this with @tinsnip, because this is some neat worldbuilding that I wanted to do justice.

So! For starters, if blue is very popular with your Cardassians, then there ought to be a word for it. As it turns out, among humans at least, linguistically, it takes a while for words distinguishing blue and green to develop. Depending on how old your legends about the various ‘buses are, they might be referred to as “mar” (currently used for green only) instead of “maract” (mahr-asht), blue which I now need to add to the dictionary.

I’m going to suggest “marbet” (mahr-bayt) as the oldest base word for these creatures. Cardassians generally don’t fuss about gender much, and I’m not so sure it would matter much to them whether that sort of monster were lying on top, lying under, or switching, so that’s less important. If you’d like, though, I could come up with multiple words.

Also, many of the oldest religious/mythological figures have regional variants of their names. The goddess who governed the worst of the afterlife was known as Arik'aca, Arik'vassa, or Varikassa. The mother goddess Glacett was also known as Marett or even Lametta. Other gods, like Endaras (a goddess who appears to hardworking Cardassians to grant them her favour) and Oralius tend to have names without many, or any, regional variants. So it’s very possible that there could be other names for these beings. I can lend a hand there, too. <3

One thing that might be kind of fun would be to refer to these monsters as working against Endaras’ will as they tempt faithful Cardassians away from their hard work. Not sure if that would fit with your worldbuilding, but you never know.

Thanks for your patience, and happy writing!

(All deities mentioned are from the Cardassian Sourcebook.)

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“ Title: In Purgatory’s Shadow
Episode: 5x14
Year: 2373
Stardate: Unknown
Original Airdate: 1997-02-10
Written by: Ira Steven Behr, Robert Hewitt Wolfe
Directed by: Gabrielle Beaumont
Garak and Worf investigate a message which...
star-trek-title-cards

Title: In Purgatory’s Shadow
Episode: 5x14
Year: 2373
Stardate: Unknown
Original Airdate: 1997-02-10
Written by: Ira Steven Behr, Robert Hewitt Wolfe
Directed by: Gabrielle Beaumont

Garak and Worf investigate a message which suggests that Cardassian spymaster Enabran Tain is still alive. Upon their arrival, not only do they find Tain, but also General Martok… and someone they did not expect.

i feel like a peeping tom
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prokopetz

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

the-gender-enigma

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

theamazingsallyhogan

Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”

No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

cerynn

Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is

ethantheheffalump

Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG

jungwildeandfree

I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity