[lycanthrofee]

This moth driving a tiny car is possibly the best thing I’ve seen all day … [x]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I for one welcome our mecha piloting moth overlords

[sarcoptid]

animals that have driven vehicles before i’ve managed to get a license:

• dogs
• a moth
  

[rising-superstar]

@queen-of-moths
@thigh-high-senpai

[wilwheaton]

Do you want Mothra?
Because this is how you get Mothra.

[reasonableandfair]

There’s also a robot that’s driven by slime mold. So mold drove before you too.

[trenchcoats-anonymous]

I can smell the entitlement in the air

[volcel-official]

Oregon was a mistake

[thevoluntaryist]

[faedreamer]

Oregon, what you doin???

[earlgreytea68]

I think I am most bewildered by how many people seem to think that you spend the rest of the day reeking of gas fumes if you touch a gas pump. Do they think you pour the gas all over yourself…? Why are these gas fumes clinging to you through your day such that you will not be fit to be around other humans…? 

[antyc67]

I didn’t even know there were places left that let you pump your own gas.

[ladyoftheteaandblood]

@antyc67 in Britain we pump our own.

[gehayi]

I didn’t know there were any stations left where people don’t pump their own gas.  Every gas station I’ve ever seen has been self-service since the 1970s.

[aphonicgod]

I’ve lived in Central Michigan my entire life and i have never heard of people just….not pumping their gas……i’m so fucking confused.

[mellenabrave]

Oregon: You expect us to pump our own gas like peasants? :/

The entire rest of the world:

[talewii]

Okay but the REASON we have gas attendants was part of a job initiative, so I have a lot of questions about what will happen to all the people whose livelihoods come from pumping said gas.

Also prior to this, it was ILLEGAL to pump your own gas so when am I supposed to have learned??

[respeckled]

it’s the same in new jersey.  we are the only 2 states left with no self service laws. 

[klinfield]

I live in Oregon and love not pumping my gas, lol! Gas station attendants are awesome…. And that’s a lot of jobs. People depend on those jobs.

And Oregonians are great fun to laugh at when we travel to other states and just sit in our cars at gas stations in Washington, California etc LOL!

[megbiediger]

so my dad went boating and he sent me this video…😂

[the-angry-walnut-fairy]

OHHHHHMYGOD GIVE THIS MORE NOTES

[meimagino]

it’s 4 seconds just uNMUTE IT AND LISTEN

[congruentepitheton]

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

[yesterdaysprint]

Eau Claire Leader, Wisconsin, January 21, 1937

[foxyclock]

Hey! I have a tiny bronze sculpture I don’t want in my room anymore, and it’s too pretty to throw away, so I thought i’d just give it away to one of my followers!

It’s a solid bronze piece molded from half of a cat jaw, and the base is painted steel. It’s all made by hand and literally one of a kind, and it’s not cursed or anything, its not like im trying to get rid of a haunted object haha

Just reblog/like to enter, and I’ll handle the shipping and everything, you just have to be comfortable with giving me your address! I’ll choose a winner at random on Jan 12th and contact them, so enter if you want it and good luck!

[rosegoldlips]

ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah

[rosegoldlips]

tag your favorite line of hallelujah

[bigscaryd]

“tag your favorite line of hallelujah” scans to Hallelujah.

[animatedamerican]

…

you tried to read the words as prose
but noticed how its scansion goes
and now you can’t unhear the tune, so screw ya
recall the phrase you love the most
then once again reblog this post
and tag your fav’rite line of hallelujah

[shinelikethunder]

okay that’s it I hate you all. like… fuckign done. i’ve hit the wall.

…I’m calling the Tumblr Cops to come subdue you

[ericvilas]

I hate the fact this fucking fits. I’m just about to call it quits.
Now everything just sounds like hallelujah.

[amatalefay]

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme, repeat the sound another time,
Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya.
Another rhyme, a rising note - congratulations, you just wrote
Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.

[sarajaneadventures]

Stop

[sailor-arashi]

I just keep ending half of these with “The facts of life! The facts of life!”

[haiku-robot]

i just keep ending
half of these with “the facts of
life the facts of life

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[okirakuoki]

茂みから。

#cat #ねこ

[catsuggest]

suggest: jump!!!!!

[three-of-clubsandwich]

Griffin’s resume of the future

[kaijuhearmenow]

@silverslices I just wanted to show you the clip that those gifs were from. And also to make sure you knew what these dudes actually looked like. 

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