I just realised I find Ace Rimmer really attractive! WTF!
it’s ok, lister, we’re all with you on this
the worlds most under appreciated meme is John Kenn pictures with captions
This appeals to my sense of humour far more than any written words can communicate
“I use my action to pet the Catloaf.”
“AAH FUCK”
My character has absolutely done this
Same cat as this, perhaps? Or a very similar one, anyway.
act upon a prophecy, thus dooming yourself
don’t act upon a prophecy, thus dooming yourself
I feel you buddy. This is such a massive problem!
Whatever you do with prophecy, it always ends badly? Rude tbh of prophecy.
6.11, the god complex
So what have we got? People being snatched from their lives and dropped into an endless shifting maze that looks like a 1980s hotel with bad dreams in the bedrooms. Well apart from anything else that’s just rude.
When an intergalactic mission reaches a critical point that threatens the life of the crew, when all is hopeless, and no other option is in sight, the captain of the crew must - if the crew includes a “human” - activate the WT protocol.
This measure should only be used in extreme circumstances, as its consequences are, despite impressive effectiveness, destructive and highly unpredictable.
If, however, the crew’s life and wellbeing are in danger, then the captain should turn to the “human” and clearly speak the following words:
“This is it. We will die here. There is no way out of this.”
The “human” will immediately direct their attention to their captain. Their answer should approximately be: “There’s always a way”, or “I’ll find something.”
It is crucial, then, that the captain performs the next sentence with as much condescension as can be mustered. They must look at the “human”, and say:
“What can a weak human like you even do?”
Immediately, distance must be brought between the remaining crew and the “human”. The protocol, if successfully initiated, will begin with a show of the “human’s” teeth in something called a “grin”, and the protocol words:
“Watch this.”
Hello!! People of the south! (south= south of iceland that is…) we got stories to up here! Like your southern illiad!! And equal to this wonderful texts in the bible, of which I am a avid reader off, too!
Please southerns, read and review my collection of norse sagas and mythology 📖✒
Ps. Flames from norwegian royal family not welcome. The Flames will be used to light up the icelandic rebellious spirit against the norwegian crown 😜
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