• Garak: Human mysteries are quite dull, my dear.
• Julian: Well, I like them.
• Garak: What you like is irrelevant. We've already established that you have terrible tastes.
• Julian: When did we establish that?
• Garak: When you fell in love with me.

Anonymous asked:

Garak and Bashir

background-alien-deactivated201 answered:

anon giving me license to wax poetic about this otp of mine, nice nice

1. garak made the risa outfit. the truth is out there
2. sisko accidentally walked in on them arguing about something trivial once and described it as “the most erudite yelling match i’ve ever heard”
3. they get a cat after a while. garak LOVES the cat. he relates to the cat
4. they go makeup shopping together and garak always finds exactly the best color palettes for julian. julian picks out the most garish nail polish for garak, who shudders and wears it anyway
5. both of them have such good memories that it just becomes routine for them to casually refer to the exact time and date that some minor thing happened. it’s normal for them, unsettling for everyone else
6. they both complain about the temperature of their quarters all the time. they both have a point
7. garak knits julian a medical tricorder cozy at some point. jadzia makes fun of him for it relentlessly
8. they both love to cook, but julian’s enthusiasm outweighs his talent
9. they’re each the only person the other feels comfortable talking to about his horrible goddamn dad
10. they both agree that ernest hemingway is overrated

[janey-jane]

inktober 17: i’m pretty sure it was @guljerry who suggested Garak in a skooshy sweater?!?! and now i’m sold on my favorite lizard murder baby with a growing collection of incredibly warm, comfortable cable knits and cardigans he wears in his quarters. 

Also, half the reason i’m so dedicated to the cardassians-with-tails design is simply the thought of their tails doing the irritated cat *fwip fwip fwipfwipfwip FWIPFWIP* thing.

[gorlassar]

2009-10ish

On the other hand, if Dukat wasn’t mean, rotten, and crazy, he wouldn’t have any personality at all.

Elim Garak (via incorrect-ds9-quotes)

….this sounds like him.

[itwoodbeprefect]

breaking: lizard continues to be The Most Extra™️

[gplusbfics]

The Most Extra…. Yeah, I can fill that in several ways and happily. So well played, Mr. Robinson.

[leadraktajino]

tbh what i remember about ‘apocalypse rising’ is what sisko looked hella fine as a klingon and what dukat actually died of thirst on the spot, that’s all

[gemofsphene]

same

will someone please get dukat a glass of water for his thirst

[guljerry]

Okay, but I always thought that Sisko was a REALLY ATTRACTIVE Klingon. >>

Also can we take a moment to appreciate Damar’s radiant positivity XD

[ladyyatexel]

Baby Bean Bag Garak wears his best outfit to a tea party. 

[ladyyatexel]

Playing with some new brushes and it very quickly devolved into silly G/B. Alas.