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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
calllay
tinsnip

“Only a perfect servant can solve a perfect mess! Being the perfect gentleman’s gentleman or lady’s lady doesn’t make you an angel. Can you untangle your employer’s knottiest problems with elegance and unruffled grace? As the valet or lady’s maid of Rory Wintermint, you’ll go head to head with recalcitrant aunts, light-handed houseguests, manage a fox hunt and corral exotic birds!

Tally Ho is a 600,000 word interactive comedy of manners by Kreg Segall, where your choices control the story. It’s entirely text-based—without graphics or sound effects—and fueled by the vast, unstoppable power of your imagination.It’s England between the wars, and the 1920s are roaring! When your employer, a proper young gentleman or lady named Rory Wintermint is summoned to their aunt Primrose’s country house Ritornello for a weekend, it’s up to you to make everything run smoothly…or not! Glide gracefully behind the scenes to arrange everything from the flowers to their love life, or leave Rory to their own devices as you pursue crime, adventure, and romance! Will you lie, cheat, and steal to ensure your employer’s happiness, or will you insist upon personal integrity?• 

Play as male, female, or nonbinary; gay, straight, or bi, and even poly.

• Help Rory sort out their love life, or sabotage it utterly.
• Solve the case of a mysterious sneak-thief–or join them on a crime spree.
• Aid spies, evade the law, calm flighty flappers, and unruffle Aunt Primrose.
• Win an Exotic Animal Show and a boat race fairly, or cheat!
• Dance the lindy hop, or a graceful waltz—or just tut disapprovingly.
• Ride trains, motorcycles, zip-lines, bicycles, horses, and rusty jalopies!
• Jazz it up in the Jazz Age, or remain aloof and cool as a cucumber.You’ll be swingin g from the chandeliers or serving the canapes in this madcap, but altogether elegant comedy.”

calllay

Y’all, I started playing this game and it’s amazing! I giggle aloud on every page, the Jeeves/Wooster-esque romance is amazing (and there are other love interests I’m also excited to pursue!), and that’s all having only scratched the surface on possible shenanigans.

If you like Jeeves and Wooster, you absolutely have to play this perfectly Wodehousian game, but if you haven’t read/watched any you should also play it! It’s great as a mobile game - I was planning to save it to play on the train, which would be fun, although it turns out I was unable to put it down!

Source: choiceofgames.com
betazoa
startrektofinish

Garak is just jealous that he can’t free his hair for Julian

tinsnip

I am just–

Garak freeing his hair

oh god i can’t even??

The dark locks, rippling in slomo as he slips the elastic free and–

–well he can’t shake his head from side to side because restricted range of motion due to anatomy but–

–he can like angle–

i am simultaneously disturbed, delighted, and unabashedly amused

jadzeanna

He totally could if he wasn’t a coward.

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Don’t try and tell me this isn’t a look because this is a look.

isilannafic

lmao garak totally has the bisexual haircut

reblogging for that haircut
itsfullofstars
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“ A GIANT CAVE COULD BE OUR HOME ON THE MOON It’s a little ironic when you think about it. We started living in caves. Perhaps our future is to live in caves.
“ Japanese scientists say they may have found an ideal location for a...
itsfullofstars

A GIANT CAVE COULD BE OUR HOME ON THE MOON

It’s a little ironic when you think about it. We started living in caves. Perhaps our future is to live in caves.

Japanese scientists say they may have found an ideal location for a future lunar base, something that might particularly interest the US, which has recently refocused on the Moon.

“Since the insides of lava tubes are shielded from meteorite bombardment, cosmic radiation, or particle implantation, they are expected to be in pristine condition, an environment with preserved lava composition, textures and even volatiles.”

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Japan says lunar chasm measuring 50km (31 miles) long and 100 metres wide could be used as a base for astronauts and their equipment.

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The chasm, 50km (31 miles) long and 100 metres wide, appears to be structurally sound and its rocks may contain ice or water deposits that could be turned into fuel, according to data sent back by the orbiter, nicknamed Kaguya after the moon princess in a Japanese fairytale.

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