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people that leave comments on my cat pictures make me very happy. Oh
Cats, please, guys. There’s some complicated stuff going on, and Cats Are Good.
This is my cat. She doesn’t let me read by myself so I read out loud to her and she purrs like a generator full of bees.
These are my cats. As ex-strays who decided to move in with me, they both like to help me when I’m working. Top: Assistant Housepainter Percy. Bottom: Assistant Report Editor Thomas.
El Diablo sympathizes. He prefers the snuggly, stress-free life. He would like to offer his fluffy belly, if you need some place soft to put your face for a minute. He promises his name is not indicative of his character.
This is Donut. He is weird.
this is tuggy and i dont know how to save instagram pics
this is bernoulli she has baby soft rabbit fur and knows how to high five for treats
This is Hudson. He likes to suckle on things excessively and eat butter. And bread. And takeout. Hes especially fond of pizza…
Have some ‘if it fits, i sits’ featuring Tick Tick and Poa.
this is my mochabean. she is my best girl and best nurse. will purr and snuggle in until you feel better
This is Minka. Also known as Ball of Fur. He enjoys changing his solid state to a liquid one while sleeping on the radiator. His least favourite cat food is salmon.
Cats, please, guys. There’s some complicated stuff going on, and Cats Are Good.
This is my cat. She doesn’t let me read by myself so I read out loud to her and she purrs like a generator full of bees.
These are my cats. As ex-strays who decided to move in with me, they both like to help me when I’m working. Top: Assistant Housepainter Percy. Bottom: Assistant Report Editor Thomas.
El Diablo sympathizes. He prefers the snuggly, stress-free life. He would like to offer his fluffy belly, if you need some place soft to put your face for a minute. He promises his name is not indicative of his character.
This is Donut. He is weird.
this is tuggy and i dont know how to save instagram pics
This is Sami when she was little, and after she’s grown a bit. She is super adorable, and she knows it. She purrs all the time, and is extra cuddly. But she also likes to scream at 7am that she hasn’t been fed since LAST NIGHT and she’s STARVING.
This is Typhoid and Grimm and they’re fucking GAY as shit. And this is Pippin and he’s my fat little sweet potato.
This is Nellie. She is large and needy, and yells at you from across the room if you are not giving her constant attention. She is super cuddly, but demands to be the little spoon at all times, otherwise she yells at you again. She enjoys yelling…especially at 3am.
This is Martin in his festive bow tie. He is soft and talkative.
So this is Sasnal, seeks attention everywhere, at any times
And this is Max, a red mean fluffy ball of cuteness that will literally eat anything you put before him
I love them so much
You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?
These are called vocables, a form of non-lexical utterance - that is, wordlike sounds that aren’t strictly words, have flexible meaning depending on context, and reflect the speakers emotional reaction to the context rather than stating something specific. They also include uh-oh! (that’s not good!), uh-huh and mm-hmm (yes), uhn-uhn (no), huh? (what?), huh… (oh, I see…), hmmn… (I wonder… / maybe…), awww! (that’s cute!), aww… (darn it…), um? (excuse me; that doesn’t seem right?), ugh and guh (expressions of alarm, disgust, or sympathy toward somebody else’s displeasure or distress), etc.
Every natural human language has at least a few vocables in it, and filler words like “um” and “erm” are also part of this overall class of utterances. Technically “vocable” itself refers to a wider category of utterances, but these types of sounds are the ones most frequently being referred to, when the word is used.
Reblog if u just hummed all of these out loud as you read them
Quick short high-pitched um. Means I’m happy to see you or I know this one
quick short high-pitched um
means i’m happy to see you
or i know this one
Homestuck real
I can’t believe all humans are the lowest in the hemospectrum
i can’t believe all
humans are the lowest in
the hemospectrum
Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: The kitchen sink!
today’s possum of
the day has been brought to you
by: the kitchen sink
Ah yes, 23rd century medicine at its best.
“I just got a new barbecue lighter and plant mister so we should have this hand patched up lickety-split.”
making friends is all that matters! being nice is all that fucking matters!
i dont mean this in some weenie way i mean this with my fucking fists up
i dont mean this in
some weenie way i mean this with
my fucking fists up
bee-squared-official
