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“MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM!”
“Oblige is a narrative-heavy sidescroller/typing game where the player acts as a working-class mother in 1979 Hong Kong. The player must take care of everyday chores while balancing work, life, and a growing responsibility to appease to her spouse and children. Directly inspired by the stories of mothers and grandmothers living and working as housewives. Developed in the fall semester of 2016 for the USC Intermediate Game Development class.
Recognitions: USC Winteractive Festival 2017, GDC 2017 Intel Showcase, IndieCade 2017 Nominee, UCLA Game Art Festival 2017
Coverage: PC Gamer, South China Morning Post, itch.io, Crossfader”
Canadian culture is taking out the trash in bare feet and a t-shirt when it’s -44 outside because realistically there’s no way to actually dress for -44 so fuck it.
The only way to dress for -44 is to stay the fuck inside.
Okay, for your daily dose of surreality, look up a youtube video of a game called Mermaid Secrets. My daughter loves it. It’s written in space alien language.
“You are such a bad girl! I can think of no boy that would like you!”
“I think I never be your boyfriend before!”
“A poor little girl! I am Kim! I am Ms. Queen Kim!”
“I need to make myself more charming! Let’s rush to prepare!”
me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me
person: push it off
me: [enraged and offended]
EVIL SOCK PUPPETS OF THE SEA
it’s time to talk about weird animals again here at bunjywunjy.tumblr.com, and today our topic is Predatory Tunicates, which are a species of evil sock puppet that lives on the sides of deep sea canyons.
wokka wokka wokka!
they function pretty much exactly like you’d think they would, behaving much like a venus flytrap.
fish goes in, fish DOES NOT COME OUT
the Predatory Tunicate is also the only tunicate known to be carnivorous. other tunicates are content to drift in the currents like lonely plastic bags, lacking the drive and ambition of the Predatory Tunicate.
role model!
also, like most deep sea creatures, Predatory Tunicates are massively improved by the addition of googly eyes.
it’s a true science fact!
DANGEROUS SOCK PUPPETS
Deadly sea sock puppets!
I’ve reblogged these so many times but I forget if anyone ever added the OTHER varieties of carnivorous deep-sea squirt?
First, this one was observed in 2009 off the coast of Tasmania and I can’t find if it even has a name yet, but the mouth opens a completely different, less hilarious way.
Then there’s the kind of unsettling CULEOLUS which floats like a kite on the end of a loooong thin stalk.
This is a fucking head on a string. With a giant chin.
Finally there’s DICOPIA ANTIRRHINUM which is just like the OP “sock puppet” variety, but with a slightly different strategy! As you can see it has a camouflaged surface, flattened shaped and a shorter “stalk” it keeps mostly buried, so it can pretend to be nothing but a little mound of dirt when it wants to.
I just can’t get enough of how related animals vary in their tricks and gimmicks.
Cats, please, guys. There’s some complicated stuff going on, and Cats Are Good.
Here’s my nerd, Carrigan. She’s a Maine Coon, and 15 pounds of love and drooling. Her household nickname is Madam Jerkface.
My kitties Nina and Nilah!
His name is Mickey and he’s a certified BigBoy™️ (but losing some weight!)
I just took this picture of my baby kitties snuggling together
My sister’s lovely cat called Ginebra:
Strawberry. Other than shitting in the tub shes a treat
This is Emma. She is beautiful and she knows it.
- some stagehand probably: mr. tchaikovsky sir we cant actually hit the drum this hard it will break the instrument
- potyr ilyich tchaikovsky, wheeling a cannon into the theater: does it look like i give a fuck, johann
bee-squared-official
