[anotherjadedwriter]

history fucked me up

oxford was built and operational as a college before the rise of the mayans and cleopatra lived in a time nearer to pizza hut’s invention than to the pyramids being built

[anotherjadedwriter]

I need a noncomprehensive history book that covers Known World History in time periods, like “in this century, all this shit was happening concurrently” and not just all spread out so I have to piece it together like some unpaid uneducated scholar

[archaeo-geek]

This is why I loved “Ancient Mysteries with Leonard Nimoy” as a kid. They would actually pause mid-episode, pull back to a world map, and explain about 5 other things happening at the same time. That show was a pretty key factor in pointing me towards archaeology.

Anonymous asked:

Lol never have I once made snow angels or sat around a fireplace on christmas, I don't think I've ever had snow on christmas either. I think tv shows make that into something everyone should do but no one does lol It did hail once on christmas eve, closest I've gotten to a white christmas

not-in-front-of-the-klingons answered:

I refuse to believe the tv is lying to me about winter christmas.

[archaeo-geek]

Come to Canada, we do snow angels, fireplaces (well, I have a wood stove with a glass front but close enough), and sometimes we climb onto flat objects and use them to slide down snow-covered hills at great speed. Surprisingly, most of us don’t die while doing it. Also we pour maple syrup on the snow, let it half-freeze into taffy, then roll it onto a stick and eat it. Winter Christmas can be very weird.

Also, this is me 1 year ago today after clearing 40cm of snow off my driveway with a gas-powered snow blower. 

[archaeologydigit]

well at least you didn’t have shovel the snow, go snow blower! 

[archaeo-geek]

The poor thing was made in 1979, my (15-years-deceased) grandfather bought it from the widow of the original owner in 1980. I put a new motor on it two years ago, so now I don’t have to take the carburetor apart and dump gas into it directly to make the thing start! Canadaaaa!!!

[ponyregrets]

pro-tip for my younger followers: adulthood is cleaning your bedroom because the electrician is coming and you don’t want them to know how you live

[chiefguideandcentre]

I feel so attacked right now

[archaeo-geek]

[ohloki]

time to get into the festive mood

[mezzodical]

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

[theorynoodle]

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

[lovelylovelyartist]

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

[z-nogyrop]

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

[spiritednug]

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

[redwoodriver]

Dm: can you read this for us?

Fighter: rolls a nat 1

Fighter: what up im Jared im 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read

[silencesneeze]

who else in here is spending nye at home under a blanket

[autumnleaves-andpoetry]

Hard time? Here’s some kitten pictures

I don’t know who owns these, I found them on Pinterest. But they’re just so beautiful. I want a kitten

[coolcatgroup]

I put my little grumpbutt in her Christmas sweater for a minute so I could get pictures with her and as you can tell she was NOT having it….😆😸😻❤️

[lena-zorel]

Hayley Kiyoko called 2018 twentygayteen and I honestly never been so ready for a new year to come in my entire life