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honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

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i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

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I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

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No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

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Gosh, that part in Much Ado About Nothing when Beatrice and Benedick read each other’s secret love letters and admit their love is always so cute. But, like, too cute. 

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That’s more like it. That’s the response I’d expect of two hyper-critical sarcastic dorks in love.

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My favorite thing about Shakespeare is watching the same lines being read and performed in ways that completely augment the meaning.

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Wound Wisdom: Lacerations, Incisions, Scrapes, and Bruises

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Welcome back to Mangled Mondays, where every Monday we talk about another facet of maiming, mangling, mauling, and mistreating your main characters — and all of their friends. 

Today we’ll be talking about Lacerations, Incisions, Scrapes and Bruises. For the rest of the Mangled Mondays series, [click here].

Lacerations, Incisions, Scrapes, and Bruises

A great many of the minor injuries our characters suffer fall into this category. A character might cut their leg climbing over a chain link fence or cut their arm open on a broken bottle after taking a spill in the gutter.

First, let’s do some quick differentiation of terms.

Lacerations and Incisions

A laceration is a cut. Some textbooks describe this as having jagged or uneven edges, while others do not.

An incision is also a cut. This is differentiated from a laceration by the edges being smooth and made by a very sharp object such as a scalpel.

Most of the time, lacerations are unintentional, while incisions are made with a purpose in mind.

Both lacerations and incisions are good candidates for healing well, but either may leave a scar, depending on how they are closed, whether the overlying scab is picked at or scraped, and whether the wound reopens. Cuts over joints tend to have longer healing times because the skin is constantly moving and therefore under tension.

Some cuts require formal wound closure, while others don’t. We’ll get to this in the next chapter.

Contusions

Contusion is a fancy word for a bruise. It’s injury to an area without a break in the skin. (The discoloration from a contusion is also known as ecchymosis, but most medical staff would simply say bruise and move on.) Contusions are caused by damage to minor blood vessels called capillaries, which burst.The blood pools under the skin, causing the familiar discoloration.

Bruises may start off as small red spots of irritation, then blossom blue-black within 24 hours. As they fade, they tend to turn yellow-green. This is due to enzymes breaking down the “loose” blood under the skin.

It was once theorized that the age of a bruise could be guessed by its color, but this doesn’t hold up to science.

Hematomas

A hematoma is a pooling of blood under the skin. It’s like a bruise went 3-D: leaked blood forms a “goose egg” under the skin. Hematomas take longer than bruises to dissipate, up to and including months, but do eventually go down by themselves.

Hematomas are usually treated with cold packs for the first two days, which help to shrink the blood vessels and thus reduce the blood pooling. After two days, heat packs are used to dilate blood vessels and help the blood reabsorb into the tissue.

Abrasions

An abrasion is a five-dollar word for a scrape. (Are doctor’s appointments $5 anymore? I really need to keep up on pricing…) Abrasions are prone to scarring, because large areas of skin have been ripped up, and each individual area of scarring tends to run into the next.

Because the damage from an abrasion tends to be superficial but spread out, and the wound edges tend to be rough, abrasions form large, often unified scabs.

Scabs can be treated simply by protecting them with gauze and allowing them to heal. Topical antibiotics might be used. They can become extremely itchy, which can disturb sleep and impair focus. A scab is a natural sort of bandage to protect the underlying tissue as it heals.

Tetanus Vaccines

Tetanus vaccines are important for characters suffering any injury that punctures the skin, whether it’s from a rusted metal nail or a clean fragment of plastic. Tetanus is caused by a bacterium, C. tetani, which is present in soil, manure, and other places where nature comes into contact with humanity.

The danger of tetanus is not in what punctures the skin, it’s in the type of wound. Because it’s difficult to clean the deep portions of a puncture wound, it’s extremely easy for pockets of infection, known as abscesses, to form in the well of the wound. Tetanus absolutely loves puncture wounds.

Guidelines vary, but characters will need a tetanus vaccine or booster every 5 or 10 years, depending on their doctor’s guidelines. Because there’s little harm to vaccination other than stiffness and pain in the injection site, characters are likely to get or at least be offered tetanus vaccines for any form of penetrating trauma. If it’s been less than 5 years since their last booster, they’ll not be offered one; the 5-10 year mark may or may not get a tetanus booster, and 10 or more years since last vaccination will require a booster.

The vaccine itself is known as Td, which is a combination vaccine that prevents tetanus and diphtheria. (Characters who have never had one may be offered a TdaP, which prevents tetanus, diptheria, and pertussis, also known as whooping cough.)

xoxo, Aunt Scripty

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This post is an excerpt from Blood on the Page Volume One: A Writer’s Compendium of Injuries. The book details thirty-one injuries with which to maim, mangle, and maul your characters, as well as nine indispensable articles of Wound Wisdom covering everything from burn stages to suture selection.

Print and digital editions are available on [Amazon], and digital editions are available [everywhere else].

Wound Wisdom: Lacerations, Incisions, Scrapes, and Bruises was originally published on ScriptMedicBlog.com

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Anonymous asked:

Hello! I'm getting Asimov's I, Robot collection next year and see, I know Asimov was incredibly influential and has written those stories in reaction to the cliche's of the robot stories of the time, with robots going Frankenstein or turning out to be just metal humans, and I was hoping you would recommend me any pre-Asimov robot stories? I think i would better appreciate him if I understood the context of the time and tropes he was subverting. Thank you!

vintagegeekculture answered:

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If I had to identify who the big “robot” author was before Asimov, it would be Jack Williamson in the 1920s and 1930s. He specialized in robot stories featuring horrible tyrants that destroy mankind, and his robot stories nearly all have downer endings. Jack Williamson is one of the more crucial people in the development of science fiction. He was the first to use terms that have entered into the English language like “blaster,” “genetic engineering,” and “terraforming.”

The first of Jack Williamson’s robot stories is the Humanoids, a story about superintelligent and frighteningly relentless robots that utterly and completely micromanage the human race by eliminating anything dangerous and removing us from toil, which basically means they’ve eliminated the entire point of the human race and keep us from doing anything fun, letting us sit around “with folded hands.” It was an eerie story about a Borg-like and very alien machine intelligence that simply didn’t understand that everything that gives our lives meaning, drink and junk food and even driving our own cars, has an element of risk, and that our imperfect lives are defined by choice. It does not have a happy ending; the robots win in that one.

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Another of Jack Williamson’s “evil robot tyrant” stories is “The Iron God” from 1941, about a machine of colossal intellect that menaces the human race. It’s maybe the first “giant robot” story in the form we’d recognize. Like the Humanoids, it also has a downer ending. 

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In addition, there was also Eando Binder’s Adam Link stories. “Eando Binder” was a pen name for two brothers, Earl and Otto Binder. The first Adam Link story starts as first-person, with a realization over time that the narrator is a robot. It was also genre self-aware, the main character even reads Frankenstein. 

The follow up story is “The Trial of Adam Link,” which is one where Adam is accused of murder. The trial isn’t just about Adam’s innocence, however…it becomes about proving whether he truly is a thinking sentient being responsible for his actions, whether he should be treated as property or a person. It was great stuff, and clearly the inspiration for maybe the best Star Trek episode of all time (”Measure of a Man”). 

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As the Amazing Stories pulp mag started to become schlockier and more sensational, though, the Adam Link character was brought back over and over and became less of a hounded outsider in introverted stories, and more of a superhero, in tales like “Adam Link Goes to War.” He gets a robot dog, a robot wife (named - and prepare to be blindsided here - Eve), and he became a detective and champion athlete. Adam Link was easily the most popular science fiction character of the 1940s except for maybe the Lensmen.

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Isaac Asimov once said that the robot was mainly used as a “wisecracking sidekick.” Except for Grag and Otho, Captain Future’s two allies, I can’t think of a single pre-1960 “straight example” of this. 

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The single most direct inspiration for Asimov’s robot stories, according to Asimov himself, were not true robots at all, but living alien creatures in immortal cyborg bodies known as the Zoromes. They were found in stories called “The Jameson Sattelite,” a very popular series of science fiction stories told in the early 1930s. 

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Basically, a man who is dying of an incurable disease, Jameson, has himself frozen and placed in a satellite orbiting the earth, where he is discovered a billion years later when the earth is dead by a race of bizarre alien explorers, the Zoromes, who place Jameson in an immortal robot body the way he does, and take him with them when they explore the universe. The Zoromes are interesting because their analytical brains mean they approach issues differently from the human means of thinking. Asimov said that the Zoromes were not malevolent, but they were different, which is what got him thinking. 

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Thus far, I’ve mentioned stories about robot tyrants full of dread and unhappy endings, stories where robots engage in soul searching philosophy about sentience, and a bizarre, melancholic series set a billion years in the future. I have absolutely no idea where people get the idea that old school pulp scifi was all optimistic futures and rocket utopias. 

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