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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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näcken many difference ways to appear to humans

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sexy nude man with a fiddle

a nice horse

and

A COPPER BOWL (underwater, that is tempting you to go out on too deep water)

one of these things are not like the others

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can’t resist a nice copper bowl. no one stop the thirst for kitchen wares of good and shiny quality. 

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indeed, some peasants are into a sexy being, some are lured to ride a beautiful horse

and some just really want some new kitchen ware. honestly, bad kitchen ware is so annoying! this peasant want some of that fresh updated kitchen ware!

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what kind of deal would i have to make with the nacken to get a new refrigerator? like, would it cost my entire soul or is there some kind of lay-away deal or what?

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he is not that interested in your soul at all, i think anyway, if i am not misremebering.

it would cost your freedom though. like in your living life, he will chain to him.

or possible, he will like leave you with like 5 smoll näcken+human hybrids, and be like: you are going to raise these now! bye now!

basically näcken is like. a fuck boy.

who is also really into drowning humans. so he might do that too. always that risk he just plainly murder your. unclear why exactly but it is like. his duty. näcken deals with that drowning….

hmmm other side effects are his tendency to disappear the moment you invite other people.

yeah in general. living with a fuck boy is the prize of näcken relationship. a fuck boy who thinks he is a artistic genius, and who is “such a genius” that nooo he can’t do the dishes

and who also have human murder as a hobby. there is that. which in general put a damper on any näcken relationship (one would think!) but somehow no, people still be thirsty for näcken???

it is one of earth big mysteriys tbh.

tldr. do not rec to get a new refrigator via näcken. will end badly.

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bummer. i def don’t want kids or to die. those are dealbreakers for sure.

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Yeah I agree with you there. Näcken is a bit of a let down in many ways.

Would suggest getting togheter with skogsrå instead. Skogsrå are also very much after human blood sure, BUT they are hot forest spirit ladies who happen to have hollow backs attraktive! or sometlmes a fox tale.

But I bonus with them, is that they are much more likely to be kind.

Also they seem to to target people who are lost in their forest in particular. I think perhaps, if one is with the skogsrå, but NEVER are in the forest with her, perhaps one will be safe from their murder hobby?

Sadly many of ones friends would be lost in the forest forever i guess. But you know hot forest lady, might be worth it!

The first Doctor complaining that he thought his future self would be younger is a riff on the fact that Peter Capaldi and William Hartnell were both 55 years old when cast as the errant Time Lord. Capaldi was technically younger than Hartnell when he took on the role - he was 55 years, 7 months and 9 days old when his eyebrows debuted in 2013’s The Day Of The Doctor, while the William Hartnell of 1963’s An Unearthly Child was 55 years, 10 months and 15 days. However, Capaldi has been the incumbent Doctor for longer than Hartnell was - Hartnell was 58 years, 9 months and 21 days when he bowed out in Part 4 of The Tenth Planet, but Capaldi is nearly a year older at 59 years, 8 months and 11 days. That said, David Bradley is significantly older than both of them, as he’s 75 years, 8 months and 8 days old at the time of transmission. Happy Christmas, gents!
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Of course, being a real historical event, and one that in many ways embodies the spirit of Doctor Who, the truce has been depicted numerous times in spin-off media, taking into account all of the books and comics based on the series, the fifth and ninth Doctors are also wandering around in No Man’s Land at this point - as is another version of the first.
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