Me with every Jonathan Coulton album:
first listen: meh
second listen: these words are imbued with holy meaning
Me with every Jonathan Coulton album:
first listen: meh
second listen: these words are imbued with holy meaning
Oh my fucking GOD
this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.
oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies
This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.
They’re his pride now!
This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.
cosmictuesdays asked:
Talented, sassy boi that he is. :D
Jonathan Coulton - All This Time (Official Video)
i’ll tell the secret if i speak
it’s what i’m smiling about
i keep it tucked into my cheek
until it’s safe to spit out
“She isn’t always aware of herself. That’s why she always comes off as passive aggressive and lonely. She’s damaged and she wears all these masks.”
Jonathan Coulton pauses. “Please make it clear that I’m talking about a fictional character, because it sounds like I almost can’t tell the difference between this and reality.”
Cats, please, guys. There’s some complicated stuff going on, and Cats Are Good.

This is my cat. She doesn’t let me read by myself so I read out loud to her and she purrs like a generator full of bees.
These are my cats. As ex-strays who decided to move in with me, they both like to help me when I’m working. Top: Assistant Housepainter Percy. Bottom: Assistant Report Editor Thomas.



El Diablo sympathizes. He prefers the snuggly, stress-free life. He would like to offer his fluffy belly, if you need some place soft to put your face for a minute. He promises his name is not indicative of his character.


This is Donut. He is weird.

this is tuggy and i dont know how to save instagram pics
Cats, please, guys. There’s some complicated stuff going on, and Cats Are Good.

This is my cat. She doesn’t let me read by myself so I read out loud to her and she purrs like a generator full of bees.
These are my cats. As ex-strays who decided to move in with me, they both like to help me when I’m working. Top: Assistant Housepainter Percy. Bottom: Assistant Report Editor Thomas.



El Diablo sympathizes. He prefers the snuggly, stress-free life. He would like to offer his fluffy belly, if you need some place soft to put your face for a minute. He promises his name is not indicative of his character.


This is Donut. He is weird.