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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bear-mom
maverikloki

So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.

In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.

So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.

maverikloki

Aaaaand today a student showed me a video of himself lighting a fire in his toilet while chanting the conjugation of the word “to be”.

He said he wanted to recreate the ancient toilet demons, and I have concerns.

interrobang-incorporated

K… but why conjugations of to be?

maverikloki

My students kept forgetting how to conjugate esse, so I turned it into a rhythmic chant that I had them say over and over. The problem is that when you chant ANYTHING in Latin it sounds like you’re summoning a demon, which they decided was awesome, so uh. Now I’ll just be randomly walking through the hallway and hear voices chanting, “sum es est! sumus estis sunt!”

I’m 99% sure my colleagues think I’ve started a cult.

kianahsaro

Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m sure everyone will turn out all the better for it.

neurodivergent-crow

Demons?? In my toilet?? It’s more likely than you th

cuxagz
posershadesparadise

“Dragonlance” - April 2014

So this is some vintage shit. These are Dragonlance cosplays, a fantasy novel series from the eighties, based on D&D.
Two black mages. One is evil and one is an elf.
Fun fact: Nightwish made a song about the elf, but no one understood. Its called Wishmaster.

Raistlin Majere (The evil): @marodeur

Dalamar the Dark (The elf): @rotestelefon

HOLY SHIT RAISTLIN COSPLAY!!!!!
oleanthe
fakegoldrose

space shit is cancelled until we solve homelessness and poverty

serenika

I mean, the military budget of the USA is around 824.6 billion. 

NASA’s budget is only 18-19 billion

It’s estimated that to end extreme poverty would take 175 billion dollars

Clearly, it’s space stuff that’s taking up all money that could otherwise go to help people. 

thebibliomancer

We can’t cut the space budget. We need it to launch the billionaires into the sun

dodgylogic
orarewedancy

So I work at a video game store in a mall and across the hall from us is this really nice suit shop. One day one of the guys came in an asked if they could use our microwave (the store they used to go to closed down) and we bargined for use of their bathroom in return since the mall bathrooms are like a 5 min trek.


So for like three months now we just have these men in really nice suits come in and talk while using our microwave and teach them about nerdy shit? Then I, the goblin king in various shitty tee shirts and paint stained pants, walk into their super expensive store and just get greeted with “Yo dude what’s good?” and talk about the pains of steaming silken dress shirts properly and it’s my favorite business interaction every day

orarewedancy

A new jewelry store opened up right next to our store and when I used the bathroom today we were talking about it. I hate it on principle (they flooded our systems closet during building) and immediately both Suit Guys™ working went on mini rants. “Their suits are baggy as hell, I wouldn’t trust them to sell me a $9,000 ring when they can’t get a fitted jacket. They look so unprofessional, ” and “I saw one of the dude’s wearing a teal shirt. It’s fall, and you go with teal? At least get a color to match your store if you’re gonna ignore the seasons like that, Christ, but teal is awful.”


I live for this commentary fam.

lesbianchrispine

#flower shop/tattoo artist au is out #suit shop/nerd store au is in