I’ve felt an absence in my Wardrobe of Nerdery, so I bought a grey sweater and remedied that! Now I have a Cardassian-Armor sweater, and it’s really comfy!
So of course I had to go and have a whole dang photoshoot because space-lizards are extremely overdramatic!
Okay, I am gonna reblog this till I die.
Can I ask how you did this? Is it embroidered yarn?
if i hear another noise ever again im going to flip my fucking shit
It’s a conspiracy! 😂 📷: AdelinCrin/Reddit #science #earth #flat #flatearth #tennisball #round #ball #sciencealert http://ift.tt/2BjrFqq
The Weepies - All This Beauty (Audio)
never stop, never stop, never stop: you gotta be brave
CURRENT AWAKENESS STATUS: That extra special “stayed up till 5 AM reading objectum sexuality tumblrs” sort of exhausted
Actually, the thing about
objectum sexuality
which struck me most of all was how small of a psychological leap it is, relative to normal relationship drives. It seems like
objectum sexuality is just a combination of animism, which is pretty much the human default, plus the ability to love someone who doesn’t love you back, or more precisely the ability to love the idea of someone, which is also common enough. It’s not really a huge step to connect those two things. It’s less about misdirected sexuality (from my cursory look the sexual aspect seems quite secondary) and more about misdirected animism, applying those instincts in ways that weren’t evolutionarily intended. Take all that and add an odd personality which maybe doesn’t internalize social norms and you get
objectum sexuality.
the original post wasn’t tagged #non-joke :|
*Remembers my fleeting exchange with @argumate about house fuckers and how I will always cherish that moment*
Anyways for my new followers, here’s a link to the site about Objectum Sexuality founded by the lady who married the Berlin Wall and has done a lot of work to form a supportive community for people like her (X)
original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men
facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”
new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.
addendum: if the sex demon in question is versatile, they’re a concubus, from the latin for ‘to lie with/beside’.
my favorite part of babysitting is when a kid catches me eating something and im like “if you dont tell anyone you saw me eat an entire thing of bananas you can say a swear when im here”
kids fucking love to say swear words they could catch me eating a pound of uncooked bacon and wouldn’t say fuck all to anybody as long as i let them say ass
theyre the easiest set of people to bribe ever
UPDATE: My niece caught me eating doritos out of the bag and drinking tea directly from the pitcher and I told her if she didn’t tell anyone she could say “bastard” next time she got frustrated with something
She didn’t tell anyone about me drinking directly from the pitcher and 10 minutes later I heard her call her shoe a bastard and then collapse into laughter.
children are amazing
Ok wait but why tf are you eating uncooked bacon???
crave meat
bee-squared-official
