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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
greatsabrecatwoman
hyrude

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

flaminggoosememe

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8


I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

pizzopaps

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

tchrgleek

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

honeysucklepink

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

haiku-robot
frozenandfandoms

“What is shipping?”

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stark-black

I’m laughing forever thanks Kakashi

blame-it-on-sorcery

Where’s that gif of Deadpool walking up to Spider-Man at comic con while he’s posing for pictures and just linking their fingers together?

toastiel-221b

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over-the-garden-greg

this is pure gold

lumos5001

the first gif is you getting your otp together. the second is you shipping yourself with a character. 

augustuswatersismysoulmate

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Originally posted by moonysdog

This remains my favourite.

jackie-sugarskull

Reblogging for that last GIF, because when it came to The Nanny, Niles was ALL OF US. XD

scarfgal398

Niles has and always will be my freaking fave when it comes to shipping!

haiku-robot

niles has and always
will be my freaking fave when
it comes to shipping



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abravenoise
abravenoise:
“ When I recently got commissioned to draw the Lady Grilka (by the wonderful @jazzypizzaz!!!!) I realized it was a damn tragedy we never got to see her really throw down. I, for one, am all about ladies beating the shit out of ppl.
I...
abravenoise

When I recently got commissioned to draw the Lady Grilka (by the wonderful @jazzypizzaz!!!!) I realized it was a damn tragedy we never got to see her really throw down. I, for one, am all about ladies beating the shit out of ppl. 

I sought to remedy that a bit, and so here is Grilka and her gunshow!!!!! She’s gonna beat you up!! And it’ll be great!!!

ENJOY!

pssst - remember you can get one of these badboys for cheap!! busts for $15!!

http://abravenoise.tumblr.com/post/166474179737/hey-all-im-doing-a-quick-bust-sale-for-15-a

segledepericles
madhumandesigns:
“ GoFundMe for the 1st Navajo-English Children’s Educational Show!
My local news covered this and I have yet to see it get any sort of larger attention, but this exactly what the media landscape for kids needs.
A show for children...
madhumandesigns

GoFundMe for the 1st Navajo-English Children’s Educational Show!

My local news covered this and I have yet to see it get any sort of larger attention, but this exactly what the media landscape for kids needs.

A show for children that features Navajo characters and teaches the language at the same time, it was developed by two Navajo women, Dr. Shawna Begay and Charmaine Jackson, and was originated “by a team of Navajo filmmakers, writers, producers and artists”.

They’re seeking funding to make more episodes and develop new characters, and we can help them out!

Here is their GoFundMe

dishesoap
sonatagreen

English translations of foreign-language poetry be like

My rival dresses to display her legs,
and her shoes are of an alluring fashion;

but my shoes are comfortable
and my tunic is plain.

She holds the most prestigious position in the women’s dance performance,
while I sit in the audience.

I dream that someday when you awaken
you will know that what you sought was always here.

You and I walk together,
you in the coarse and tattered trousers of a common working man;

we sit on a bench in the park, laughing together,
and nothing seems difficult.

terpsikeraunos

this is amazing and i can’t resist doing a classics version

On the one hand, of high-girt peplos is she;
I, on the other, am clad in coarse-spun weeds.
She leads the chorus, surpassing all others
as the moon does the stars;
yet I escape the notice of all.

Upon me dark-winged sleep drips phantom visions,
that at last the arrow of your gaze strikes the mark
of my heart, its prey, beneath the light of the sun,
Just as grey-eyed Athene were lifting a mist
from your two benighted eyes.

As we two walk down spacious city ways,
The laborer’s chiton upon your breast,
All-subduing Eros whispers to me, honey-sweet,
that the Fates have spun us matching threads;
For as I sit beside you, on a well-wrought pew
’midst Dryad-haunted precincts,
My mind churns with a singular thought:
That truly, Zeus could grant no lighter lot.