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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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wecansexy

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i cant believe connie is a filthy homestuck

hanari-san

EXCUSE YOU

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rice-baller

fucking digimon fandom from left field holy shit

blinkpen

u guys realize the sun is a thing right
it’s been out for awhile now

khatoblepas

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saintdraconis

Orus, why are you posting that reply when that should be Ra job?

khatoblepas

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samael

egypt has lots of sun-aligned falcon gods and khato knows em all

haiku-robot

egypt has lots of
sun-aligned falcon gods and
khato knows em all



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klinfield
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I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don’t even know what to make of this lmao 

I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly the entire sky was different. I’m talking different constellations, the sky absolutely packed with billions more stars, some so close they’re massive. I’m like wtf and suddenly I realise there’s an old man sitting next to me, dressed in like 1940s clothing, also looking up at the sky.

before I can ask him if he’s you know, noticed, he speaks, without looking away from the sky.

“this is what the universe really looks like,” he tells me.

“oh,” I say. a pause. “…can you put it back?”

he smiles and nods. I look up. the sky has gone back to normal.

“what do I do with this information?” I ask, looking at him again.

he turns his head and, smiling, looks me dead in the face. "be careful.“

fagatrons

hey op im pretty sure you mightve just met god or something like that