Your Plans For The Weekend
“He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit.”
fund my new sfi-fi show, Only Aliens, no humans are on screen at any time to say or do tedious human nonsense
Pros of being a Fandom Old:
- never have to worry about my mom finding out about my porn fic
- have seen it all before and give few if any fucks
Cons of being a Fandom Old:
- forced to work at actual job instead of writing fic all day
- have seen it all before and get regular “ugh not again” moments
what’s with all these stories of hundred plus year old vampires falling in love with teenagers like yes they might LOOK your age but you’ve got a few centuries of maturity on them I want vampires falling in love with 40 year old suburban housewives and business executives and preschool teachers not high school students
vampires falling in love with spry 90-year-old great-grandmothers
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Bashir loses Garak in a crowd
- Bashir: Hold on --(cups hands like a megaphone) 'The Never Ending Sacrifice' is the dullest book I've ever read-
- Garak: (appears from behind the visiting ambassador) first of alL, HOW DARE YOU-
- Bashir: There he is.
Painted sketches of Nana Visitor as Major Kira Nerys and Andrew Robinson as Elim Garak from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
Acrylic on 250gsm art paper. Artwork copyright © Iain J Clark 2017.
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