No, said Aziraphale, it's ineffable.

agathaheterodyne

it’s occurred to me that i’ve been out of classic who fandom so long that some of you doubtless have not seen it. if that is the case, here are some honest-to-god, hand-over-heart true facts about classic doctor who:

an entire fake season of the show had to be made up to make a single companion’s timeline possible
the last story of the entire run involves the master turning into a cat furry
a companion nearly gets eaten by a giant clam
there is an entire season where every villain is the master but in different ludicrous disguises. one time he summons satan
one time the production team forgot colin baker tied to a pole in the woods
tom baker’s scarf was supposed to be normal scarf-length, but the person who bought the yarn had no idea how much yarn you need to make a scarf and bought way too much, and the person who was hired to make the scarf wasn’t told to stop. so she just. didn’t
the fifth doctor had a robot companion who had to be abruptly written off the show after the only person who knew how to operate the robot died
there is a serial where people are eaten by inflatable furniture and people complained to the bbc that it was too violent
an alien exiled to a boys’ boarding school on earth was convinced to kill the doctor by a man with a bird shellacked to his scalp. he failed so badly at killing the doctor that he became a companion instead
UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING

old-type-40

Other things for this list:

The TARDIS is destroyed by a meteor but is reassembled by a huge space slug.
An undersea missile base is attacked by a sea monster which is clearly 2 people in a rubber suit.
Four is attacked by a cybernetic doll which has a pig brain. And the shots of this involve Baker wildly flailing around holding a stuffed doll over his head.
Gallifrey is captured by a group of aliens who appear as sheets of cellophane superimposed on the screen using cheap video effects. And when they’re not in their shimmering cellophane form, they’re just goofy looking humans in ridiculous helmets and cheesy green uniforms.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.