NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8
Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet!
NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice
25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying ‘Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?’
26 And the Angel said, ‘I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.’
27 And the Lord did not ask him again.
Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens
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Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…
*gestures at everything*
Finally, an explanation.
I swear this is a Renaissance painting.
Depiction of Swedish god Lundqvist protecting his mortal followers in battle.
girls teaching dog to bounce on mattress
Love it!
*slams fist on table* THIS IS THE KIND OF CONTENT I LIKE TO SEE
Dogs are so important and we must protect them at all costs
Contrary to popular belief and hope, people don’t usually come running when they hear a scream. That’s not how humans work. Humans look at other humans and say, ‘Did you hear a scream?’ because the first scream might have been you screaming inside your head, or a horse backfiring.
Terry Pratchett - Unseen Academicals (via terrypratchettparadise)
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