why is this entire episode an absurdist shitpost
Talking to various townspeople is great for getting an idea of where landmarks might be, but here’s a big tell on what I should be doing overall.
I know the princess is somewhere to the east, and I know I need to find three artifacts to stand a chance against the big bad.
I also explored a nearby dungeon and found a locked door that looks exactly like another scene I know~

Then I died in the poison because I overextended…
Why is kirk there
He’s admiring him
Can I say I love these tags coz they’re so accurate?
#that loving gaze#only reserved for pretty alien ladies#and his entire crew (Via @get-trekked)
Today Barry has Stared-Angrily-At-Nothing-In-Particular for a whole day!
Well done Barry!




