#StarTrek #TNG #DS9 #NeverForget #Wolf359 (at Scott’s Computer Repair)
Anonymous asked:
have you everseen stargate?
gallusrostromegalus answered:
…Is that the one with the guy with the sports logo on his head, and his friends keep fucking around an inter dimensional illuminati toilet bowl? and at least one of the guys keeps dying all the fucking time?
I’m dying. This is hilarious.
Other sci-fi series I know about from fragments:
- Battlestar Galactica: somehow people cant tell toasters from other humans, and this is a problem becuase apparently we can’t enjoy our new robot friends? also half the federal government is dead? Y so grimdark?
- Dr. Who: superpowered shapeshifter that could look like anything conveniently always looks like a white guy, and lives in a port-o-potty. Also something about a backwards-living wife? IDK she sounds cool but the one ep I saw was scary as hell and I’m not getting into it no matter how many dubiously attractive men you put in it.
- Futurama: Simpsons minus jaundice and plus somehow more topical humor? Also theres an episiode where fucked-up teddy bears control all of spacetime?
- Firefly: Actual D&D Party in space, plus the most ominous use of rubber gloves in any media.
- Star Trek the one with the $2 budget that’s grossly over-acted but also Gives no Fucks to its censor board
- Star Trek the one with Sir Patrick, Beardo McSexMachine and gay bored elder god?
- Star trek the one with Oh god running a galactic civilization is hard feat snively gigantic-ear men who were funnier than anyone else.
- Star trek CAPTAIN JANEWAY HERE TO PUT HER BOOT UP YOUR ASS AND HAVE YOU THANK HER FOR IT.
- Star trek the one that’s a prequel with captain dad and hot lady vulcan and Doctor Lizard?
- i feel like there’s another star trek. maybe new one with lesbians in space?
- Stargate: Atlana: Dumbass dies MORE somehow
BY POPULAR REQUEST, SOME MORE:
- X-FILES: Woman has to put up with colleague’s weird alien abduction fetish, whilst pregnant also something something Bees are a government conspiracy?
- THE TWILIGHT ZONE: We Spent All Our Budget On Pants-Shittingly Good Writers, So Have An Alien that’s clearly A Dude With Pantyhose On His Head. You Won’t Care.
- ORPHAN BLACK: ANGST CLONES
- TWIN PEAKS: Weird shit goin’ on in them woods, also in the police station and the hotel and the lumber mill and- look, the PNW in general is Fucked, Okay?
- FARSCAPE: Firefly, but with ACTUAL ALIENS and honestly that makes it 20354935747% better.
- STRANGER THINGS: HEY YOU KNOW WHAT’D MAKE TWIN PEAKS EVEN CREEPIER? IF THE PROTAGONISTS WERE ACTUAL CHILDREN.
- Dark Matter: Crew Takes Alignment penalty directly to the “common sense” part of the brain.
- WESTWORLD: Disney finally goes Too Far.
- SENSE 8; Bodyswapping and EVERYTHING IS GAY AND BEAUTIFUL fuk u netflix
- BABYLON 5: Trouble In Space Switzerland.
gay bored elder god is the best description of Q I’ve ever read
These are hilarious and also fairly accurate.
THE CAMBRIDGE LATIN COURSE: STAGE XVI
KING COGIDUBNUS TAKES QUINTUS ON A TOUR OF HIS AULA (PALACE). IT’S FANCY AS FUCK. QUINTUS LOOKS AT THE PICTURAE. THEN HE LOOKS AT THE FLORES. THEN HE LOOKS AT THE FONS. QUINTUS IS GETTING DESPERATE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOMETHING. THE TOUR GOES ON. THERE IS NO FUCKING ESCAPE. IT’S DINNER TIME. QUINTUS LOOKS AT AN EGG. SURPRISE! IT’S FULL OF MOTHERFUCKING SALTATRICES (DANCERS). THE TOUR IS UNENDING. THERE ARE HUMOROUS DWARVES. A SINGLE TEAR TRICKLES DOWN QUINTUS’ CHEEK.
THEN AN URSA (BEAR) SHOWS UP. QUINTUS LIVENS UP IMMEDIATELY. IS HE GOING TO GET TO MURDER THE SHIT OUT OF IT?
THE BEAR ESCAPES. EVERYONE IS SHIT AT BEARS. ALL THE OTHERS TRY TO KILL THE BEAR, BUT TO NO AVAIL. QUINTUS PICKS UP A HASTA (SPEAR) AND STABS THE BEAR IN THE FACE REPEATEDLY UNTIL IT DIES. QUINTUS FEELS THAT THE TRIP HAS BEEN ENTIRELY WORTH IT. HELL FUCKING YES.
As a Latin student for 4 years i can verify this as truth
Anonymous asked:
First times or established relationship?
Both.
Very best is first time well into a long-established relationship~~~
It’s officially the end of summer for this teacher, and despite the fact that “on-site training” (in fire alarms and not doing stupid shit. Just let us prep in peace. And please dear God in heaven give me a 40 person calc class before you split some off to the old white dude who DOESN’T KNOW CALCULUSAND SHOULD NOT BE TEACHING IT), I have been blaring my WAFFY playlist–and singing along. and smiling–on my way into work every single day.
I blame this entirely on rereading glorious fluff from @ladyyatexel and @tinsnip’s Deep Dish Nine every morning before work. ITS ENTIRELY TOO GOOD.
And @tinsnip is DEFINITELY to blame for all the ke$ha that that worked it’s way into that playlist.
I am so very, very delighted. <3
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