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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dishesoap

Flower shop AU

demisexualmerrill

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

shenko

Omfg

koscheiis

MY TIME HAS COME

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

nixhil

image

im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing

amnhnyc
amnhnyc:
“ On this day in 1969, with 600 million people watching on TV, an American crew landed on the Moon. The Apollo 11 mission had three crew members: Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins. Collins piloted the craft that would return...
amnhnyc

On this day in 1969, with 600 million people watching on TV, an American crew landed on the Moon. The Apollo 11 mission had three crew members: Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins. Collins piloted the craft that would return them to Earth, while the others became the first two people ever to walk the Moon’s surface.

Eventually, a total of six Apollo missions would land men on the Moon, the last arriving in December 1972. The missions brought the U.S. national glory– and more importantly, scientific results. Over the course of six moon landings, astronauts conducted invaluable geologic research. Using lunar sample collection bags, they eventually amassed more than 842 pounds (382 kilograms)[1] of Moon rocks, which are studied by lunar scientists to this day. These rocks were the key to demonstrating that the Moon formed from debris created when a Mars-sized object impacted Earth 4.5 billion years ago.

Photo: NASA

wobblycompetencies
wobblycompetencies:
“ “Garak, I gave you this to read, not…annotate!”
“I improved it.”
“Claudius is not the protagonist of the play.”
“Well, it certainly isn’t Hamlet.”
“He’s the quintessential tragic hero!”
“There’s nothing heroic about terminal...
wobblycompetencies

“Garak, I gave you this to read, not…annotate!”

“I improved it.”

“Claudius is not the protagonist of the play.”

“Well, it certainly isn’t Hamlet.”

“He’s the quintessential tragic hero!”

“There’s nothing heroic about terminal indecisiveness, Doctor. His death wasn’t a tragedy, it was a mercy killing.”

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Mostly an excuse for colour experimention, but also because, having seen other artists’ renditions of tailed Cardassians, I am infatuated with the idea of Garak with a tail.

also I was looking at images of Garak’s tailoring tools from the show and they are such utterly ridiculous pieces of plastic  (“okay so just sort of run it over the fabric like you’re vacuuming it” “what is it?” “it’s a…uh…sonic seam ripper. Yeah. It rips seams. Sonically.”)

garashir sonic seam ripper everything iiii have ever wanteeeeed