Gumby and Voigt’s Very Important Announcement!
(It is Very Soft because it is Very Secret!)
doctor who meme ♥ [3/6] companions: b i l l p o t t s
“I see my face all the time. I never liked it, it’s all over the place. It’s always doing expressions when I’m trying to be enigmatic. I know my face. And there was something wrong with my face in the puddle. What could be wrong with your own face?”
Stages of fandom:
1. This is awesome!
2. This is okay.
3. This was awesome, but now it sucks.
4. This has always sucked.
5. Whether this was good or bad is beside the point, because I now realise that I was never a fan of it in the first place; I was a fan of the idea of it, and most of what I found appealing and relatable in it is stuff I extrapolated from the text that was never explicitly present.
6. Welp. I guess it’s all up to me!
things people do in real world dialogue:
• laugh at their own jokes
• don’t finish/say complete sentences
• interrupt a line of thought with a sudden new one
• say ‘uh’ between words when unsure
• accidentally blend multiple words together, and may start the sentence over again
• repeat filler words such as ‘like’ ‘literally’ ‘really’ ‘anyways’ and ‘i think’
• begin and/or end sentences with phrases such as ‘eh’ and ‘you know’, and may make those phrases into question form to get another’s input
• repeat words/phrases when in an excited state
• words fizzle out upon realizing no one is listening
• repeat themselves when others don’t understand what they’re saying, as well as to get their point across
• reply nonverbally such as hand gestures, facial expressions, random noises, movement, and even silence
the only person who is allowed to poke my stomach is my cat because he’s a very important baker who has biscuits to make



