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Dr Seuss estate has crushed a kickstarter for a Seuss/Trek mashup

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An all-star team of comics and science fiction people – impressario Glenn Hauman, writer David “Tribbles” Gerrold, and illustrator Ty Templeton – had their kickstarter for a Seuss/Trek parody “Oh, The Places You’ll Boldly Go” unceremoniously shut down when the Seuss estate’s notorious attack-lawyers threatened legal action, without any regard for the clear fair use at play.

Popehat’s Ken White has lit his “Popehat Signal,” looking for pro bono counsel to represent the creators against the dead hand of the Seuss estate.

http://boingboing.net/2016/10/28/dr-seuss-estate-has-crushed-a.html

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lannamichaels

Heh, the bit at the end about interruptions. For my work life, I have had to actively, consciously work on not interrupting people. I don’t think it’s rude! It’s a perfectly normal way of conversing! But other people find it rude. So I have to try to figure out how to gauge conversational rhythms. It’s def something they don’t warn you about the goysche world when you’re in day school. :P

animatedamerican

COOPERATIVE OVERLAPPING.  What a great term.  Also a thing in nerd culture, incidentally.

janothar

This is really cool, and it just confirms that I essentially code switch. In Jewish spaces I have a much more pronounced Jewish accent, but among the goyim much of it (not all) disappears into more standard American English

intergalactic-ashkenazi

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scriptmedic

Anonymous asked:

So in medical dramas sometimes they'll get someone who is seemingly dead but wakes up in the morgue due to a condition that makes the heartbeat difficult to detect. What's the condition called? How can doctors mistake someone as dead where said person will stay unconscious for hours until waking up in the morgue?

scriptmedic answered:

Hey there nonny! Sorry to say, this isn’t a realistic scenario with modern medicine. At least in the ER, patients aren’t declared dead without an EKG (electrical activity), multiple pulse checks, rounds of medication, and a cardiac ultrasound which will let doctors see the heart move, or not. 

ERs don’t pronounce people dead unless they’re well and truly dead

In the hospital, rapid response teams will do everything except the ultrasound, but it’s still just… not going to happen. And in the field, EMS use clinical signs of death: rigor mortis, dependent lividity (blood pooling). 

The only way this is going to happen is possibly in a nursing home, on a patient with a DNR order, and even then it’s almost impossible. 

Sorry about the lack of drama, nonny, but I’m not sorry that we don’t have people wake up in morgues on the regular. 

xoxo, Aunt Scripty

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scriptmedic

LADIES AND GENTS AND NONBINARY PALS, I SIT CORRECTED. 

I would stand, but I am too stunned to keep my feet. 

Lovely reader @yourcouragetothestickingplace was kind enough in the comments to ask, “What about Lazarus Syndrome?” 

Confused, I blinked at my monitor. Lazarus? Like the guy from the Bible? 

Pretty much exactly like that. Okay, the three (four?) days thing is a bit hyperbolic, but this does seem to happen. 

This is an extremely rare, extremely WTF syndrome in which someone suffers a cardiac arrest, people attempt to resuscitate them, and that resuscitation fails. The person has no pulse, has no electrical activity, is just…. stone cold dead. So, like sensible persons, the team stops, and pronounces the patient dead. 

For some reason that is completely unexplained, the person then gets a pulse back a few days minutes later. (Thanks to those who pointed out the typo!!) Some of these people die in the next few days; some go on to live healthy normal lives. There have been 38 cases reported in the literature. 

The return of circulation seems to happen within 10 minutes in most cases. 

This isn’t just a bullshit [Wikipedia piece]. There’s an [actual PubMed article] talking about this. 

To whit: 

ROSC [Return of Spontaneous Circulation – Scripty] occurred within 10 minutes of stopping CPR in 82% of cases (23 out of 28 patients), with a mean delay of 7-8 minutes. The time taken for ROSC is unknown in 10 patients. Three of these patients were only found to be alive (one in the mortuary) after being left unattended for several minutes, and in seven the data was unavailable from the case reports.2,5,9,12,18,28 However, the time interval could only be an approximation because patients were not always closely monitored following termination of CPR, with a few exceptions.16 … 

Seventeen patients (45%) achieved good neurological recovery following ROSC. Three of these patients subsequently died during their hospital stay due to sepsis and pulmonary embolism and 14 (35%) were eventually discharged home with no significant neurological sequelae.

Seventeen patients (45%) did not achieve neurological recovery following ROSC and died soon after. The outcome is not known in four patients (10%). There was no significant correlation between the outcome and duration of CPR, time interval for ROSC or the diagnosis.

You guys, I am literally now questioning every cardiac arrest I’ve ever pronounced. While there are only 38 cases reported, it’s very likely that this is under-reported. 

The mechanism by which this works is unclear; one proposed method is that because we blow a lot of air into the chest during an arrest, pressure rises, the increased pressure stops venous return, and the person can’t fill their heart. They enter asystole, we call it, and we leave them alone. The air leaks out, and blood flow returns to the heart – and the heart starts again. 

This is especially supported by the fact that the average time to ROSC after cessation of CPR is less than 10 minutes. 

I will legitimately be checking my corpses much much better in the future. I had literally no idea the human body could do this, and it has never-not-once been mentioned in my education. I thought this was a holdover from the old tropes of vampires and grave bells, because we used to be really bad at telling when death had happened. Apparently we (me?) still are.

I’m going to go sit in a corner now and contemplate what even is death

Seriously, thanks again to @yourcouragetothestickingplace for mentioning this. 

xoxo, Aunt Scripty

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biologyweeps

Anonymous asked:

In a theoretical where a human spent their entire life swimming with no or minimal walking, how would that effect it? Like would they just be kind of awkward and not really intrinsically know the motions to do or would their legs not be able to hold their weight? I know swimming uses different muscles and motions from walking but are they that different?

biologyweeps answered:

Well for one the human would probably die at relatively quickly because our skin is really not meant to be put into water for such long periods of time. The water would basically have to be body temperature or we’d cool out. Despite what some people proclaim - I am looking at you, aquatic ape hypothesis - humans aren’t so great at handling water. We don’t have halfway enough fat to properly isolate us and our skin actually… can’t take it all that well.

Like, after prolonged submersion in water our skin just starts… well, dying, and you’ll develop open sores and shortly after infections up to sepsis. That’s not even theoretical, there’s something called ‘immersion foot syndromes’ which are essentially different ways your feet can start rotting off you if you keep them in water, even warm water, all the time (please do not open that link if you’ve got a delicate disposition. stuff’s gross). Now imagine that happened to your entire body. Yeah. 

So, you’d probably die from some terrible sepsis that starts with your skin leaving your body.

But provided that your skin didn’t decide to vacate the premises early on…

Water is as close to continued zero gravity as you can get on our planet. Zero gravity is bad for you. While constantly keeping yourself afloat would probably keep your muscles from atrophying, low gravity results in loss of bone density (something that astronauts actively have to try and fight) meaning that potentially the legs wouldn’t hold them. in fact the bones may break if you lose enough density. 

So yeah, chances are you would just straight up die and even if my some miracle you didn’t you would have a bad time coming out of it. 

feathery-dreamer

Don’t newborns have enough fat to insulate them from the cold? Or is that not sufficient to protect from the cool of water, because I know it sucks up much more energy to warm up than air does.

biologyweeps

Nope. Newborns can’t thermoregulate superwell which is why you’re supposed to turn them into little marshmellow people in winter. 

I mean it does make sense, considering that inside the womb they’re kept at a cozy, you know, body temperature. They don’t need to heat themselves, they’re surrounded by heating. 

aiyumedayori

Okay so, following that line of thought, does that mean if you tried making a more realistic approach when creating a mermaid, she would need to have more fat? Also is it likely that she would need a sort of fat coating her skin or
I mean, what’s the closest thing to a human like skin that could be constantly under water since lots of mermaids are depicted literally just half human???
And then how would that affect her if she spent time out of the water?

hexcoderose

I think mermaid skin wouldn’t actually be much like human skin, is the best answer. You could have slim mermaids, but you’d have to be assuming that their internal biology is very different to the average humans’, and more like a fish, so cold-blooded at least (and those wouldn’t be able to leave the water without magic). If you wanted a warm-blooded mermaid, she’d have to be more like a seal, I assume, so with a good layer of fat and probably to having to spend an amount of time outside the water so their bones could take it. (Idk if that’s how seals work exactly? Maybe their bones are just naturally denser? If that’s the case, the mermaid’s would have to be as well?)  

biologyweeps

Yeah if you want mammalian mermaids you should be looking either seals or cetaceans. Big cetaceans in part can’t leave water for longer periods of time because the literally weight too much. Beached whales usually die because their internal organs, especially the lungs, simply collapse under their own weight. They can even break their own bones like that. Of course, a smaller mermaid might not have that problem even if you go the cetacean route of ‘All water all the time’ because they have less weight on the base structure.

(if you have deepsea mermaids, another problem is that a lot of fishes down there tend to be more squishy. They can’t take the pressure change well and they usually don’t have a lot of solid bone structure to begin with, so deep sea mermaids even if fish rather than mammal would… probably kinda explode if raised to the surface to quickly, and probably loose a lot of their form even if they don’t. talk about traumatic injury)

But yes ‘cold blodded’ (ectotherm, really) mermaids would need less insulation though you could still get mermaids with at least limited tolerance for dry land. There are plenty of fish who can tolerate time out of the water in different ways (mudskipper mermaids. imagine it) so having a fishy mermaid doesn’t rule it out yet, though of course you won’t get any legs that way.

Additional bit: if you go the mammal route, please decide if the tail is 1) made of tail and therefore spine 2) made of leg. The two don’t move the same way and even if you go with leg-tail, chances are there wouldn’t be knees, because that sort of flex would actually lose you forward momentum. 

But yeah, essentially you gotta decide if leg-tail or tail-tail (and if you do a fishy one, fish tails go vertically not horizontally) and then consider how they can pose because if you do the ‘knee’ bent on a leg-tail, that’s a broken spine right there. 

Generally, assume that the human half is not actually human but just looks that way. If you want a biologically plausible mermaid you sorta need to go more xeno than with a magic mermaid. Magic allows you to handwave the ‘human skin would literally come off’ problem. 

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marauders4evr

See, the problem with people who aren’t in wheelchairs writing about and/or drawing people who are in (manual) wheelchairs is that the people who aren’t in wheelchairs tend to think that there’s only like four movements that you do in a wheelchair. You can either push forward, push backwards, turn left, or turn right. And the characters do it all while sitting up straight or bending forward so that their noses touch their knees.

But the amount of motions that I go through on a daily basis are actually amazing. And the body language…you could write an entire book on the body language of someone in a wheelchair.

Like right now, I’m more relaxed, so I’m slouching slightly. I’ve got my right foot on its footrest and the left foot on the ground. Every so often, as I stop to think of something to say, I’ll push with my left foot to rock the chair slightly.

But usually, I sit mostly upright with my upper-half slightly leaned forward. When I’m wheeling across the campus, especially if I have somewhere that I need to be, I’ll lean and shift my weight in whichever direction it is that I’m going. It helps make the wheelchair glide that much more smoothly. How far/dramatically I lean depends on how fast I’m going, the terrain, if there’s a turn, etc.

Plus people who don’t use wheelchairs don’t understand the relationship between grabbing the wheels, pushing, and the chair moving. Like I’ve seen things written or have seen people try to use a chair where the character/that person grabs the wheel every single second and never lets go to save their lives. Which isn’t right. The key is to do long, strong, pushes that allow you to move several feet before repeating. I can usually get about ten feet in before I have to push again. It’s kind of like riding a scooter. You don’t always need to push. You push, then ride, then push, then ride, etc.

And because of this, despite what many people think, people in wheelchairs can actually multitask. I’ve carried Starbucks drinks across the campus without spilling a single drop. Because it’s possible to wheel one-handed (despite what most people think), especially when you shift your weight. And if I need to alternate between pushing both wheels, I’ll just swap hands during the ‘glide’ time.

I’ve also noticed that people who don’t use wheelchairs, for some reason, have no idea how to turn a wheelchair. It’s the funniest thing. Like I see it written or, again, have seen people ‘try’ a wheelchair where they’re reaching across their bodies to try to grab one wheel and push or they try to push both wheels at the same time and don’t understand. (For the record, you pull back a wheel and push a wheel. The direction that you’re going is the side that you pull back.)

Back to body language. Again, no idea why most people think that we always sit upright and nothing else. Maybe when I’m in meetings or other formal settings, but most of the time, I do slightly slouch/lean. As for the hands…A lot of writers put the wheelchair user’s hands on the armrests but the truth is, most armrests sit too far back to actually put your hands on. There are times when I’ll put my elbows on the edges of the armrests and will put my hands between my legs. Note: Not on my lap. That’s another thing that writers do but putting your hands in your lap is actually not a natural thing to do when you’re in a wheelchair, due to the angle that you’re sitting and the armrests. Most of the time, I’ll just sort of let my arms loosely fall on either side of the chair, so that my hands are next to my wheels but not grabbing them. That’s another form of body language. I’ve talked to a few people who have done it and I do it myself. If I’m ever anxious or in a situation where I want to leave for one reason or another, I will usually grip my handrims - one hand near the front , one hand near the back. And if I’m really nervous, you’ll find me leaning further and further into the chair, running my hands along the handrims.

Also, on a related subject - a character’s legs should usually be at 90 degree angles, the cushion should come to about their knees, and the armrests should come to about their elbows. You can always tell that an actor is not a wheelchair user when their wheelchair isn’t designed to their dimensions. (Their knees are usually inches away from the seats and are up at an angle, the armrests are too high, etc.) Plus they don’t know how to drive the chair.

Let’s see, what else? Only certain bags can go on the back of the chair without scraping against the wheels, so, no, your teenagers in wheelchairs can’t put their big, stylish, purses on the back. We don’t always use gloves since most gloves actually aren’t that helpful (as stated above, wheeling is a very fluid motion and gloves tend to constrict movements). Height differences are always a thing to remember. If you’re going for the “oh no, my wheelchair is broken” trope, nobody really has ‘flat’ tires anymore thanks to the new material for the wheels but it is possible to have things break off. We use the environment a lot. I always push off of walls or grab onto corners or kick off of the floor etc. Wheelchair parkour should really become a thing. 

This is all of the physical things to think about. I could write a thesis on the emotional treatment of your characters with disabilities. But for now, I think that I’ll stop here. For my followers in wheelchairs, is there anything that I left out?

Also why isn’t wheelchair parkour a thing? Somebody make wheelchair parkour a thing.

pilferingapples

This is all REALLY GOOD and I wish something like this would be in more art guidebooks and classes. 

One thing I’d add is that some of the posture stuff here is specific to wheelchair users who have the right chair; a lot of people (hi, past me) have to use chairs that aren’t at all the correct size, and that’s going to change posture, ease of use, etc.  That’s such a broad variable that it’s probably useless to try and cover here, but it’s something to be aware of and research if it seems relevant to a character. 

scriptmedic

This. All of this. Awesome resource!!

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“Deep down in the waters off the coast of Australia, the water is a chilly 34 degrees and no light cuts through the highly pressurized surroundings. It’s a thoroughly inhospitable environment. And yet marine life has been...
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Deep down in the waters off the coast of Australia, the water is a chilly 34 degrees and no light cuts through the highly pressurized surroundings. It’s a thoroughly inhospitable environment. And yet marine life has been caught living there. A crew of scientists caught a fairly ugly blob of a creature this month, and they were thrilled. It had no visible eyes, mouth, or gills. One scientist said “It looks like two rear-ends on a fish, really.” The scientists were extremely excited to have discovered a new species, and even started thinking of possible names.

But it turns out, they were the second to discover it! It makes sense that the scientists wouldn’t know that at first, though, since the Typhlonus nasus (Faceless’s scientific name) hasn’t been seen around Australia for more than a century. The typhlonus nasus was first collected on August 25, 1874!

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