[yesterdaysprint]

Reading Times, Pennsylvania, February 11, 1925

[lame-kid-on-couch]

So I was costesting Nny yesterday, and then we went to the craft store.
As soon as I saw feather boas, I knew what I had to do.
Then we were getting stuff for bracelets and I saw a pack of star beads and I double knew what I had to do.
SWAN means more to me than I can even begin to articulate, and has since forever. I think it’s only fitting that I spend my birthday decked out in handmade merch for it.
If my 13 year old self could see my now 20 year old self? The biggest happy fit would be taking place.

I’ll never be able to thank you enough for making something wonderful, Lady.

[ladyyatexel]

this whole thing is a goddamn delight, oh my god

thank you for posting these, I love them!!

[startrekgenerator]

i came out to star trek and i’m honestly feeling so star trek right now

[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is my cousin’s cat, Si. He’s fat and snuggly and is super talkative

[sweartrek]

I’m with you, 8-bit Kirk

[cvasquez]

Newspaper ads of horror movies. 

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[hookteeth]

Jurassic Park: Reeves’s Pheasant Edition

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[samandriel]

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

[jjtaylor]

Quality rooster

[discworldtour]

People think that it is strange to have a turtle ten thousand miles long and an elephant more than two thousand miles tall, which just shows that the human brain is ill-adapted for thinking and was probably originally designed for cooling the blood. It believes mere size is amazing.
There’s nothing amazing about size. Turtles are amazing, and elephants are quite astonishing. But the fact that there’s a big turtle is far less amazing than the fact that there is a turtle anywhere.

– Terry Pratchett, The Last Hero