my angel !!
#can you imagine the poor lady who had an existential crisis over this tho#‘Dana. dana i don’t know the name#when I asked the name they just said to surprise them#dana what does that mean what do i do#who says that’
ok but on that ‘humans are weird’ train: think about how terrifying they would find out sense of humor?? Most of our humor is based off of some sort of pain. I mean - you’ve seen America’s Funniest Home Videos. 90% of the clips are people getting hurt. (The other 10% is cute animals.) Comedians almost always get their material from self-deprecation. Dark/horror comedy is a very popular genre. Insults are hilarious. And have you ever seen ANY slapstick comedy? Think about how terrifying that is.
Human Steve: AW MAN look guys I found a bunch of old Earth videos I used to watch as a kid!
Captain Hetch-*click*-tier: This is a wonderful opportunity for us to gain knowledge of your species’ fawnlings, Human Steve! Let us observe these videos.
Human: awright this was my favorite as a kid - it’s called Tom and Jerry.
Engineer Tra'che: H-human Steve, this is- oh deities, this is horrible! Is this a cautionary video for fawnlings?
Captain Hetch-*click*-tier: Human Steve, how are these animals still alive? Why would anyone - Human Steve, are you… are you laughing?!?
Human Steve: *guffawing* He ate the bomb!! Oh, this is a classic! Hahaha - he’s been skinned!
Hetch-*click*-tier and Tra'che: *back away slowly*
have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like
even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out
shut the fuck up and look at these fucking cats holy fucking hell shitfuck holy fuck
Eight-Minute Empire is an easily accessible and fast paced strategy game based on the board game of the same name, which plays a little like Risk, but without the dice rolling.
So since Mark Hamill is the king of voicing amazing evil characters, I have the headcanon that after the Battle of Endor part of Luke’s job for the alliance was making voice calls to various moffs and other ranking imperials pretending to be a recording of the Emperor saying THEY were in charge of the Empire if he died and letting the infighting speed up the imperial collapse.
Luke: Urgh, Leia, do I really have to do this?
Leia: I’m sorry Luke, you’re just too good at sounding evil.
Luke: Fiiiiine. *puts on incredibly evil voice* Hello, Grand Moff…
Han: *whispers* That is just freaky.
Chewie: *nods*
This is the best headcanon I’ve ever heard in my life
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