1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
background-alien-deactivated201
senator-organa

Star Trek DS9: The Way of the Warrior

wobblycompetencies

Okay but

after his implant is deactivated, do you think that it takes Garak a liiiiittle while to remember that, when someone winds up to punch him in the face, it’s actually going to hurt, instead of releasing a burst of warm fuzzies?

like there’s a moment of, “ooh, Bolian knuckle-dusters!”

then it’s “…oh, fuck, Bolian knuckle-dusters”

elodieunderglass
cps-oteric:
“ shesgotwhatittakes:
“ shesgotwhatittakes:
“ While cleaning out my room I found a paper that my therapist gave me some time ago to deal with obsessive and intrusive thoughts. Sorry the paper is a little crinkled and stained, but I...
shesgotwhatittakes

While cleaning out my room I found a paper that my therapist gave me some time ago to deal with obsessive and intrusive thoughts. Sorry the paper is a little crinkled and stained, but I figured I’d post it in hopes that it will help someone like it helped me.

shesgotwhatittakes

Here it is again with text for anyone who can’t see the picture

  • That thought isn’t helpful right now.
  • Now is not the time to think about it. I can think about it later.
  • This is irrational. I’m going to let it go.
  • I won’t argue with an irrational thought.
  • This is not an emergency. I can slow down and think clearly about what I need.
  • This feels threatening and urgent, but it really isn’t.
  • I don’t have to be perfect to be OK.
  • I don’t have to figure out this question. The best thing to do is just drop it.
  • It’s OK to make mistakes.
  • I already know from my past experiences that these fears are irrational.
  • I have to take risks in order to be free. I’m willing to take this risk.
  • It’s OK that I just had that thought/image, and it doesn’t mean anything. I don’t have to pay attention to it.
  • I’m ready to move on now.
  • I can handle being wrong.
  • I don’t have to suffer like this. I deserve to feel comfortable.
  • That’s not my responsibility.
  • That’s not my problem.
  • I’ve done the best I can.
  • It’s good practice to let go of this worry. I want to practice.
cps-oteric

This is not an emergency. I can slow down and think clearly about what I need.

elodieunderglass
bunjywunjy

someone created a random generator that creates randomized inspirational quotes overlaid on random images in a soothing fashion and each and every image is comic gold

it’s pretty much the best thing ever and here are some of my favorites so far

image

so good

image


I’m getting this one made into a motivational poster for my home office

image


PLEASE GO MAKE SOME OF YOUR OWN RIGHT NOW

collapsedsquid

image
itsbenedict

image
monkeysky

The first two I generated:

image
image
felweed

image

yes god

marxferatu

image
frogculture

image