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ESC SF1 songs if given Friends episode-style titles

  • (These are very much tongue-in-cheek, so please don't be offended! I like a fair few of these songs, but said something sarcastic about them anyhow.)
  • Albania: The one where they almost don't ruin a song in a revamp. Almost.
  • Armenia: The one where a Caucasian sensation goes East Asian.
  • Australia: The one with the awkward guests who sent a kid making puppy dog eyes in case you wanted to banish them.
  • Azerbaijan: The one where they finally send something edgy.
  • Belgium: The one with a school-aged student and a song that's too cool for school.
  • Cyprus: The one where they think the massive force that stops you from flying free and that can even kill you in space is a perfect metaphor for love.
  • Finland: The one where they associate bittersweet memories of love to the wretched cawing of nature's least musical bird.
  • Georgia: The one that sees Russia and Ukraine politicising the contest and thinks "three can play at that game."
  • Greece: The one with lyrics written in 3 minutes on the back of a Weetabix packet.
  • Iceland: The one whose deep lyrics will be drowned out by puns about rocks and scissors.
  • Latvia: The one where the early-90s rave never went out of fashion.
  • Moldova: The one where they make the most of being a meme.
  • Montenegro: The one with the most double entendres since Scooch's UK entry.
  • Poland: The one written with a kid's rhyming dictionary.
  • Portugal: The one that I can't ironise because it's so timeless and moving that it brings tears to my eyes.
  • Slovenia: The one that sounds like what beige looks like.
  • Sweden: The one that sounds like a sex addict's anthem and looks like an advert for men's businesswear.
  • And the 3 Big 6 voting in this semi:
  • Italy: The one with the most philosophical lyrics which will, nonetheless, be interpreted as a novelty song.
  • Spain: The one that not even Spain wanted to subject Europe to.
  • UK: The one that brings fast and effective relief for insomnia.
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ultrace

Scenes and images from the ridiculously amazing Gourmet Battle Quiz Ryohrioh Cooking, brought to us by Visco in 1998. Of all the quiz games I’ve played so far, this might be the strangest. This title sets out to answer the question of what it would be like if Iron Chef filled itself with ridiculous characters and based the success of its dishes on answering questions instead of actual cooking talent. You choose a cook and then fight your way, via one-on-one battles, to the top of a list of competitors that include not only the other selectable cooks, but some drunkards, a pirate and even some sort of silver-skinned cooking god. Answering questions incorrectly not only cost you one of your lives, but reduces the points judge award your dishes at the end of a battle. Likewise, answering slowly is worth less points. It’s possible to survive a battle’s worth of questions and still lose to your opponent.

All of this is acted out with digitized cutscenes (of low framerate) in the game. You also close-up pictures of yours and your opponents’ respective dishes with what looks like nutritional information. The competition is fierce and cutthroat, sometimes literally. I’m pretty sure I saw my first opponent actually threatening me with a knife in the kitchen. I didn’t have the time to see this game all the way through to the ending, but I have no doubt that based on everything else it provides that experience would be appropriately memorable and bizarre.

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retronator

I love projects like Songbringer

First, the game is badass. It oozes with style. In a weird (but good weird) sci-fi/fantasy setting you crash on a planet, head into a dungeon and pick up a sword in a way that puts Prince of Persia or Zelda memories right back into your brain (depending which side of the PC/console divide you were born on).

Second, it’s made by Wizard Fu and it’s just one guy making everything, including wearing wizard robes, I shit you not. The author, Nathanael Weiss, learned coding in school, but never thought he’d be an artist. When he decided to make his own video game though, he didn’t let the lack of art skill stop him. Instead, he decided to learn and added drawing to his coding and music skills.

The game already looked good by the time Nathaneal launched a Kickstarter campaign for it. Now, 2 years later, it’s even better. And since he pretty much learned to draw for this project as well as doing the game music and sound, it has its own unique audio-visual flavor. BAD. ASS.

There are so many more things to mention: development is streamed daily and is up to episode 548 by now (hell, he probably released a new video while I was writing this post), the levels are procedurally generated, but deterministic based on a 6-letter seed you type, there’s single player and co-op … 

For now I’ll just wrap up saying the aim is to release the game this Summer (Steam, PS4, XB1), but you can already join me in playing the tasty alpha if you pre-order the game at the higher level. Or wait for release by following on Facebook or Twitter.

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Delicious recipe titles generated by neural network

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I’ve been training a neural network (based on this open-source neural network framework from Andrej Karpathy) to generate cookbook recipes. The results are … rarely delicious.

Some sample recipe titles:

Onion-Orange Brownies
Shredded Cheese Bananas
Monk Blebberra’s Crusted Carrots
Crockery Mist
Tamarind Bustard Beans
Choices Together Clam Lanting
Banana Washed
Hen Pan
Oven Meat
Chest Soup
Terofelbork
Berry Lerning Keef Pudding
Cheese Frinds
Sauce-Lavy’s Mustard Cookies
Snup Fruit: Bright Grilled Evaporated Milk
All-Foag-Day Cream
Masty Bacon
Philips Chicken With Upright Cheesecrumbs
Chocolate Spinach Prunes

Even more recipe titles here: http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/140508739392/the-neural-network-has-weird-ideas-about-what

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Chapters: 8/13
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, DS1920s
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak
Characters: Julian Bashir, Elim Garak, Benjamin Sisko, Jadzia Dax, Odo, Kira Nerys, Miles O'Brien, and a variety of convenient characters, insectoid and otherwise
Additional Tags: AU, Alternate Universe, Genteel Interbellum, sort of, Jeeves and Wooster - Freeform, Wodehouse, Pastiche, done with love!

Chapter 8: mum’s the thingummy.

Source: archiveofourown.org
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