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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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cosmictuesdays
actorwriterstrangler:
“ wellamarke:
“ actorwriterstrangler:
“ wellamarke:
“ actorwriterstrangler:
“ wellamarke:
“the first complaynts
are coming in:
jess thinks my rimes
are but a sin.
she canot see
the meme’s apeel.
the bredlik love
she does not...
wellamarke

the first complaynts
are coming in:
jess thinks my rimes
are but a sin.
she canot see
the meme’s apeel.
the bredlik love
she does not feel.

actorwriterstrangler

why are you like this

wellamarke

the way i am
i will admitte
makes little sence:
i am a twitte.
but who is werce-
the crazy gal
or she who kepes her
as a pal?

actorwriterstrangler

why must you

wellamarke

i must becos
this simpel meme
is now my lyf,
my waking dreme.
if i should try
to speke in prose
the cow appears:

he liks my nose.

actorwriterstrangler

are you kidding me

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quote-homines
I drew a deep breath. It was too dark for me to see the superhuman intelligence which must have been sloshing about all over the surface of the man’s features. I tried to, but couldn’t make it.
‘Jeeves,’ I said, ‘I should have been guided by you from the first.’
‘It might have spared you some temporary unpleasantness, sir.’
Very Good, Jeeves, P. G. Wodehouse (via quote-homines)
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yurigagarinofficial

SCP concept: the entire Apollo 11 crew. They only end up in SCPverse or whatever because of their ability to merge into a larger, more powerful Neil Armstrong when threatened

spaceandstuffidk

Is this Power Rangers

kaiyves

Actually, it kind of reminds me of this comic (people combine their minds to create a more powerful entity to protect them): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psi-Force

They already have that possessed cosmonaut trapped in orbit forever and the dimensional thing caused by the secret shuttle that crashed into K2, I don’t know if there are any other astronaut SCPs, although there is the astronomer who turned into jars of jam or something like that.

yurigagarinofficial

WAIT WHAT

AN ASTRONOMER WHO TURNS INTO A JAR OF JAM, OR AN ASTRONOMER WHO TURNS OTHER THINGS INTO JARS OF JAM??

I mean either way is #goals but

kaiyves

I misremembered, they actually turned into jars full of gas from Jupiter: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1977

But yeah, it’s a guy (I think), who was turned into jars full of gas somehow and can’t turn back.
yurigagarinofficial

This is so incredible gosh

what in the fuck???????? this is great?????????