this cracked me up bc my water pipes are noisy like this too
Triple Concerto for plumbing, faucet, and violin.
Anybody know any mods for Mass Effect that give femshep armour that doesn’t have big breasts on it?
More of the ds1920s project with tinsnip! It stars these two, so I have something of an excuse for the focus :P
I planned to give Garak a disapproving expression, but autopilot gave him a fond one and then it was just so cute I left it.
Chapters: 3/?
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, DS1920s
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Julian Bashir/Elim Garak
Characters: Julian Bashir, Elim Garak, Benjamin Sisko, Jadzia Dax, Odo, Kira Nerys, Miles O'Brien, and a variety of convenient characters, insectoid and otherwise
Additional Tags: AU, Alternate Universe, Genteel Interbellum, sort of, Jeeves and Wooster - Freeform, Wodehouse, Pastiche, done with love!
Summary:
Well, it’s a bit of a complex sort of story. I mean, it’s hard for a fellow to know where to begin. Was it when Dax finagled me into agreeing to get hitched? Or was it when my man Garak dropped callous words on my astounded ears? Or was it the hungry look in the Lady’s eye?
Oh, it’s no good: I’ll just have to start at the beginning. Brace yourselves, and let Uncle Julian spin for you a tale that’ll have your locks porpentinial in about two-and-a-half shakes.
(PG Wodehouse’s ‘Jeeves and Wooster’ meets DS9’s 'Garak and Bashir’. Expect ridiculous dialogue, giggle-inducing hijinks, and Garak to make it all right again after Julian’s made it all wrong.)
Written by tinsnip. Illustrated by Lady Yate-Xel.
(Addendum: if you haven’t read Wodehouse or watched Jeeves & Wooster, this is still very readable, but may sound silly! Then again, that shouldn’t really be a problem: this is silly!)
some underappreciated vines i haven’t seen in any vine compilation yet i that found way deep in my vines tag
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
this sounds like it was written by a really enthusiastic alien humanologist
Here a Cardassian, there a Cardassian, look at all these Cardassians! Also known as Mila Verse Post-Canon Cardassia Crew. Of all these guys I think I’m proudest of how Pythas Lok turned out. Originally Kelas was going to be the last one I drew, but there was all that space in that lower right corner…so I drew Mila’s adopted son who she names “Tekeny Bashir” after her surrogate Grandfather.
The ages aren’t necessarily at the same time, except for Sosia & Talam, who are the same age. And because I didn’t want to do any sort of math on when any of the adults were born, they all gave evasive answers to the question.
I think after this I’ve finally gotten the hang of drawing Cardassians…
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Information for Gyakuten Kenji (Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth) from Tokyo Game Show 2008.
Nintendo Power
Issue 236, Page 50
