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mostlyhydratrash:
“Why. Why did I spend hours doing the research necessary to make this conjecture about the chemical composition of Vorta blood? I hate chemistry. I was terrible at it. I probably still am, which means this is probably wrong. And I...
mostlyhydratrash

Why. Why did I spend hours doing the research necessary to make this conjecture about the chemical composition of Vorta blood? I hate chemistry. I was terrible at it. I probably still am, which means this is probably wrong. And I don’t even need it to write this goddamn PWP, I just got fucking curious and had to figure it out. But hey, fun fact, if I’m right, then dried Vorta blood would turn into sparkly black crystals.

i love thiS????
ladyyatexel
resistanceposterboy

i dont really like country but i do love those country songs where the women murder their abusers

jayspeakswords

Goodbye Earl by the Dixie Chicks fuck yea

candycoatedfury

isn’t that like the only one bc if there is more i need to hear them

spikespiegelfanclub

i haven’t listened to country since i was a kid but this one’s for the girls by martina mcbride is iconic and i get it stuck in my head sometimes

xmemorabilia

Gunpowder and Lead by Miranda Lambert.
She shoots her abuser with a shotgun 💕

love-god-herself

“Blown Away” by Carrie Underwood is about a woman letting her abusive, alcoholic dad die in a tornado.

adobe-outdesign

Carrie Underwood is the queen of this genre: Some other great ones:

  • Church Bells - Carrie Underwood: A woman poisons her abusive husband and gets away with it after being beaten.
  • Two Black Cadillacs  - Carrie Underwood: A woman meets the other woman her husband was cheating on and they team up to murder him, then attend the funeral with no remorse.
  • The Thunder Rolls (Extended version) - Garth Brooks: Hard to find the extended cut, but in the full version the woman grabs a pistol and goes off to shoot her cheating husband.
  • The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia - Reba McEntire: A man leaves town for a bit only to discover his best friend cheated on him with his wife. The friend is then shot by the man’s little sister and he is tried and sent to jail for it.

And no murder in these ones, but still contain women being amazing:

  • Girl in a Country Song - Maddie and Tae: A song that name-drops or references every single country song that uses derogatory language about women, then chews them out for it. The “your country is music is problematic“ song basically.
  • Shut Up and Fish - Maddie and Tae: A girl goes on a fishing song with a guy who will not stop talking and trying to hit on her, so she dumps him in the lake.
  • Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood: A woman totally trashes her boyfriend’s car after he cheats on her to teach him a lesson.
  • Dirty Laundry - Carrie Underwood: A woman figures out her husband is cheating by the stains on his clothes, then proceeds to tell all the neighbors and hang the shirt out front in case he dares to show back up again.
ficcyshit

“Independence Day” by Martina McBride: the mom burns down the house to escape her abusive husband.

And Miranda Lambert has a lot of “fuck you/this” sounding songs about revenge and cheating:
- “Kerosene”: it’s heavily implied by the lyrics and video that she’s burning down her ex’s house for cheating.
- “Mama’s Broken Heart”: is more about her mom trying to shame her for falling apart after a break-up, and the video is a wild bird-flipping romp around the house making herself up to look “crazy” and “hysterical” to spite her.

hanz-whoa

Adding to this: “Something bad” A duet by Miranda Lambert and Carrie Underwood where two girls run off to have a night on the town- presumably after the one ran away from her own wedding and took her entire life’s savings with her.

brethewriter

Back to the original murder theme, I highly recommend “Looking Back Now” (originally titled “Whiskey and a Gun”) by Maggie Rose. Woman shoots her cheating boyfriend/husband, goes to jail, ends up shooting the prison guard who rapes her. (Okay, so she dies by lethal injection at the end, but still, awesome song.)

writerdarkflamespyre

Maggie McCall by Sandi Thom… O.o

drst

Adele covered “If It Hadn’t Been For Love” which was about killing a girlfriend and switched the pronouns to be about killing a male ex. *eg*

ekjohnston

I’m usually against pronoun switching in covers, but this is my exception, I think.

sci-fantasy

“Country Song” by Seanan McGuire fits in here too–if you add in the part where it’s a retelling of the movie Slither.

animatedamerican

Slightly off to one side of the main theme, but: Dar Williams’s “Flinty Kind of Woman” is about the women of a small New England town who band together to hunt down (and, it is implied, kill) a child molester.

innerbrat

So I made this a Spotify playlist.

ladyyatexel

I really don’t like most of the county genre, but, historically, the ones I do like are about women committing murder and property damage. I approve.

thornfield13713

zapiarty asked:

Flashfic: Continue of soul mates, Garak's discovery of Julian

thornfield13713 answered:

If the Cardassian species had been designed to Tain’s specifications, no Cardassian born would ever have had a mate. This most basic of primitive sentient urges had no part in the work they did, could be nothing but a liability and a distraction. Or, if natural selection must be so indelicate as to insist on pair-bonds, they ought to be something discreet, easily suppressed, easily removed. Instead, the only way to free a Cardassian from the traitorous urges of their own biology is to blind them, and that will not do at all. It is rumoured, in the Obsidian Order, that Tain had his own mate murdered, years or decades ago, as a threat to his work. It is the sort of thing Garak can imagine him doing.

For himself, Garak does not believe he is missing much. Cardassia Prime is beautiful in a thousand shades of subtle grey, and the most brilliant colour could not make Terok Nor less of a prison. His colour-blindness is, perhaps, a drawback in his new profession, especially serving the Bajorans, who see colour all their lives and who claim to be called to their mates by the Prophets. Still, it can be worked around. He might have been left behind out here, bereft of his own people, quite, quite alone, but he could be useful yet. The Federation is not so very difficult to gain information from - the whole Promenade is buzzing with word of their arrival, and even he, the lone, despised Cardassian left cannot escape the rumour mill. Humans - a people so ill-concerned with their own protection that they wear this most secret thing on their skin, open to the world. The first time he sees words running up a customer’s wrist as he takes their measurements feels as much an invasion as it would to see any stripped and beaten prisoner in the cells.

He has never seen Julian’s Mark, just as he has never told Julian that the first colour Garak ever saw was warm brown, threaded with green, spreading out into golden-brown skin and dark hair and the absurd, over-saturated blue of a Federation uniform. They have never spoken of this, nor will they - Garak has tried delicately to weave words around to the topic a hundred times, and never quite managed it. Either Julian will raise his eyebrows and go haring off on another tangent too intriguing not to follow, or Garak’s own nerve fails him and he does the same. Because Julian must know. How could he not? Even humans, surely, are not so ill-designed that one might never find one’s mate in the mass of ‘hello’s and ‘excuse me’s that one exchanges every day, unknowing. There must be some other, internal sign that Garak does not know, that is not spoken of.

It doesn’t matter. Julian knows, and he has done nothing. That, on Cardassia, would be answer enough. Still, Garak keeps going. He weaves half-true stories, innuendoes, hints at all he has seen and done to keep the doctor coming to him, week by week. He makes perhaps a few too many allusions to colour when they talk - if only in the context of Julian’s utter lack of judgement in this regard - and at once despises and glories in the ignorance that means Julian can never know what it is he means. He is being obvious, and that is worst of all, but he is alone here - who is there left to know?

thornfield13713

cosmictuesdays asked:

A thought from last night I need to share: Julian Bashir as the Cordelia Naismith of Cardassia.

tinsnip answered:

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Turning the tropes on their heads.

Wearing the Cardassian fashions and rocking them, but wearing them however he likes, and setting new fashion trends wherever he goes.

Striding past Garak’s underlings with an imperious, “Get out of my way, little man, I own you.”

Smiling at the people who think he’s Garak’s offworld trophy mate, and quietly running everything behind the scenes, because fuck leaving everything up to his husband when he’s completely capable of handling his own affairs.

Immediately forming a close social network with all the other husbands and wives who are expected to sit around and be ornamental, and using said network to accomplish just about any goal they desire. (Can you imagine a Cardassian Lady Alys???)

Defying class. Defying tradition. None of it matters, all of it’s silly; work with it when possible, ignore it completely when it’s inconvenient. To Cordelia Naismith, she’s a three-dimensional creature in Barrayar’s Flatland. Julian Bashir could do the same. “Yes, I understand that I’m not to cross this sector of town because it’s forbidden to off-worlders, but this is where I need to go. Good-bye.” And the guards just gape after him, because he’s not supposed to do it anyway–

God, sponsoring the med students to go to the poor provinces~~~

Charming!