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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
cosmictuesdays
c-rowlesdraws

some friendly axolotl people. They eat bland, soft foods, wear minimal but colorful clothes, and like pom-pom “jewelry” because it’s gentle against their delicate skin. They have lungs, but if they have to spend too much time away from water (like to go to a town farther inland), they wear wet veils over their heads to keep their gills damp longer.

The club is made from strong wood and shark teeth, and can be swung with one or two paws. These axolotl people are friendly, but they’re not pushovers.

myqueerorimage

Oh my gooooosh I love this!

ladyyatexel
etherslide

“Why I Wasn’t Contracted to Write Beauty and the Beast” by I have no idea who, and desperately want to know.  If anyone does, please tell me!

Edit:  Through knmajorblogs I have discovered the genius behind this piece of art.  The genius in question is LordJazor !  Thank you!

addesin

“she warned him not to be such an apocalyptic fuck hat to strangers”

“for who could ever learn to love such a cock waffle”

BLESS

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

tlrledbetter

Reblogged recently, but worth reblogging again.

didyouknowmagic

Nothing can top this lol

capncrystal

@ladyyatexel

calamarr
sapphicautistic

Serious Sci Fi™ always assumes that alien ships, weapons, uniforms, etc., will be in Serious Colours™ - black/white/grey/dark red/etc. 

but like. what makes a colour Serious is totally culturally/environmentally defined.

what i’m saying is if you don’t have at least one alien race with terrifying badasses who dress entirely in pastel pinks and yellows you’re a goddamn coward.

mylittleredgirl

if there was ever a post for star trek: the animated series fandom to make an appearance it’s this one

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sleepymccoy

Usually Bones is so casual when he’s off duty that people on board can forget that he knows all their personal information. Not that he’d ever misuse it. But one night everyone was very drunk, amd Jim was insisting that Bones couldn’t possibly remember who on board has an appendix. So everyone lined up and Bones walked down the aisle. Yes. Yes. No. No. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No. No. No. You’re species doesn’t have one. Yes. Yes.
100% correct.

gracieminabox

This might be my new favorite headcanon.

kaitymccoy123

^^accepted lolol

mccoymostly

“And you, your liver’s funny lookin’.”

“And you’re missing 3 cm’s of duodenum.”

“Two plates in the left femur.”

“Regenerated kidneys.”

“And if I ever have to see the inside of your peritoneum again, Riley, I’m gonna hand in my papers.” 

bkwrm523

I’m cackling so hard at the last one!

outside-the-government

Everyone has something anatomically or medically weird with them, and some are more obvious than others.

I can see him making his way down the line:

“Horseshoe kidney.”

“Perforated left tympanum at the age of seven.”

“Missing the nail on your right hallux because it just would not stop ingrowing.”

“Your species’ resting BP is 200/130.”