If actual aliens make contact with Earth communications with them would likely go something like this, I bet.
What the *lumpy* did you just *spit* about Orz, you *silly cow*? Orz have you know orz graduated top of my *fingers* in the **HYUIVBHJHG** , and Orz been involved in numerous *parties* on the Androsynth, and Orz have over 300 confirmed *dissolvings*. Orz are trained in *picnics* and Orz the top *GO! GO!* in the entire *heavy space*. *Bubbles* are nothing to Orz but just another *camper*. Orz will *see* you the *sick* out with precision the likes of which has never been *smelt* before on this Galaxy, mark Orz *juicy spurt*. *Silly cow* think you can get away with saying that *time joke* to me over *pretty space*? Think again, *silly cow*. As we *spit* Orz are *squeezing the juice* of spies across *the middle* and your *house* is being traced right now so you better prepare for the *dancing*, *bubble*. The *dancing* that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your *bubble*. You’re *jumping**chased**silly cow*. Orz can be anywhere, anytime, and Orz can kill you in over **surprising toys** *become*, and that’s just with Orz *fingers*. Not only is Orz extensively trained in *dancing*, but Orz have access to the entire arsenal of the **untranslatable** and Orz will use it to its full extent to *dissolve* your miserable *bubble* off the face of the *level*, you *silly cow*. If only you could have known what *below* retribution your little"*jumping in front*“ was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *game*. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you *silly cow* Orz will *fun* *dancing*all over you and you will *change* in it. You’re *fat**frumple**dissolve*, *bubble*.
We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah.
We cleanse our Destiny.
You will soon Die.
Make whatever rituals are necessary for your species.
@ladyyatexel My used book store had an perfect copy of A Stitch in Time (like, considering the spine looks untouched I don’t think it’s been read - that’s how good it is) for $5 and I honestly had to stop myself from yelling in excitement.
YES I FOUND THE MADELEINE L’ENGLE FANDOM
Ahahahaaaaa
Games make us happy because they are hard work that we choose for ourselves, and it turns out almost nothing makes us happier than good, hard work.
We don’t normally think of games as hard work. After all, we play games, and we’ve been taught to think of play as the very opposite of work. But nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, as Brian Sutton-Smith, a leading psychologist of play once said, “The opposite of play isn’t work. It’s depression.”
When we’re depressed, according to the clinical definition, we suffer two things: a pessimistic sense of inadequacy and a despondent lack of activity. If we were to reverse these two traits we’d get something like this: an optimistic sense of our own capabilities and an invigorating rush of activity. There’s no clinical psychological term that describes this positive condition. But it’s a perfect description of the emotional state of gameplay. A game is an opportunity to focus our energy, with relentless optimism, at something we’re good at (or getting better at) and enjoy. In other words, gameplay is the direct emotional opposite of depression.
Reality is Broken, by Jane McGonigal
This book is fantastic and well worth reading even if you only play games and aren’t interested in making them. It’s about how games make us better and how they can change the world, by making it more gamelike and thus more motivating and rewarding.
You can also watch her TED talk about the same subject here!
(via thecindercrow)
this was recommended for me today and is literally one of the best things i have seen in my entire life. he is so efficient and has so much passion, i love him
Dude’s a beast.
This guy is really fuckin’ good at husking coconuts holy shit
this was so joyful and tough at the same time I kinda exected him to open the coconut by yelling so joyfully it just splits open
I love his flower omg
I seriously couldn’t stop smiling you have to watch this video it is important
This single-handedly cured today’s depressive episode.
This is literally the best thing I have seen in days, everybody just watch this, you will feel better about life, guaranteed.
According to the video’s description, his name is Chief Kap Te'o-Tafiti! I love him so much.
Taking a break from DS9 to bring you Captain Kathryn Janeway of the USS Voyager.
Like with Kira, I am not really pleased with how she came out, but I am still experimenting with this style. I think the way women are lit on television and in films is not exactly conducive to these hard shadows, so it’s hard to find a balance where they still are recognizable and the image is flattering. As such, feedback is very appreciated.
Thank you!



