[ds9shameblog]

i cant believe @subspacecommunication  singlehandedly redeemed risa by suggesting it has something other than impeccably manicured astroturf sex parks

[subspacecommunication]

Legoland Risa is a big deal and nobody can convince me otherwise. :D

Whenever any character talks about Risa with those leery grins on their faces, unless they specifically state they’re interested in sex, they’re definitely talking about Legoland. They’re all really excited to go to Legoland Risa. It’s the biggest Legoland in the Alpha Quadrant (it’s the biggest Legoland ever, but there’s a running joke that the Gamma Quadrant houses an even bigger Legoland nobody has ever seen), and has lego recreations of half the Federation fleet, and little lego people of every Federation species.

Nobody goes to Risa for sex. Everyone goes to Risa for the lego.

[kc749]

Everyone tries to get Jean-Luc Picard to go for the sex parks, he agrees reluctantly, and then when he comes back all he does is talk about how they have “MINT CONDITION twenty-first century Lego pieces from Earth Will I was astounded I didn’t think any survived the wars but they have a whole section just devoted to pre-WW3 building kits! One was called ‘Hogwarts.’”

[subspacecommunication]

no doctor stop please no those colours dont belong please why are you doing this no stop

(Was going to be my celebration picture for 20 followers, but I’ve been at 19 for a while so HERE IT IS ANYWAY)

[julian-bashir-protection-squad]

And finally my precious space son Elim Garak

[vulcannicdraws]

Happy first day of Spring! Here are some flowery lizards to celebrate :)

[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is Tessie. She likes to yell and be cute

[tastefullyoffensive]

“Bring me 10 catnips…” (via rieuIe)

[orpheusturners]

BRO, you NEED to STOP SUMMONING DEMONS IN THE FRAT HOUSE

[ryancrobert]

the actual plot to three completely separate buffy episodes

[wobblycompetencies]

Guys why did no one tell me about Deep Space 9

[zapiarty]

Meet the Garashir family pets: Obby the riding hound and Caesar the Vompat. Caesar is Eotel’s which he got when he was 8, and he named it after Julius Caesar as he’d been deep in Earth’s history at that point. (Future historian and teacher that he is.)

Obby…they got Obby the year before Mila left for training in the Bajoran militia academy. Julian named him, and often speaks puppy-talk to it. Garak is horrified, because normally that would just piss off a riding hound to the point where it’d bite you. Their bites being extremely venomous ala-komodo dragon like. (In fact, their scales/skin is very much like a komodo dragon with night-shine eyes like a crocodile’s.) Thankfully, Obby loves chin scratches, which Julian always gives, so he puts up with the demeaning tone.