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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kaijutegu
vintar

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

vintar

#sounds fake, #but okay 

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what kind of weak nerd doesn’t have a bunch of giant pythons hanging out in their house

liviatheball

@lumarafeleine

avaricethegecko

@wheremyscalesslither @kaijutegu @i-m-snek

What kind of snake is that?

kaijutegu

Woma python! See that tweet where he says “ate part of the snake hook”? Womas will eat anything.

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This x-ray is of a woma named Vincent. He ate barbecue tongs. (He survived, too!)

sushinfood
sleepysamurai

ok listen… you r literally the only person i’m telling this. just.. don’t tell anybody bud, but

i couldn’t sleep, so I decided to just start flicking through some internet TV things, like Netflix, Crunchyroll, etc.

and I found

{{ VOICE QUIVERING }}

this ANIME~~~~

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called “SHE AND HER CAT”.

and it’s just it’s about

this girl and her cat.

but… it’s from the perspective of the cat. who LOVES HER.

SO MUCH.

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and… the whole show is just about how happy he is to be her cat and how he thinks she’s amazing and the best ever

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it’s a whole SHOW ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS CAT AND HUMAN LOVE EACH OTHER

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AND HOW HAPPY HE IS TO ALWAYS BE THERE FOR HER

AND, AND, AND THE SECOND EPISODE IS JUST THEM REMINISCING ABOUT THE FIRST day they met…

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and i SWEAR ON MY LIFE, I am a grown 30-year-old man with a successful business

reduced to literal tears

because it made me miss having a cat SO MUCH that I just cannot deal without ranting on Tumblr!!!

I mean come on… 

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She always comes home exhausted.

She brings the smell of a faraway town I don’t know.

I live in my own time, and she lives in her own time.

So these moments when my time and hers intersect

are more precious to me than anything

it’s SO MELODRAMATIC AND SO SWEET AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY 

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FULL ON TEARS. 

OUGHH MY HEART…

teakinsins

THIS IS THE NEXT THING IM GOING TO WATCH. ASAP.

barkingpup49

SAME HERE I AM LOADİNG İT UP NOW