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VacaySnip!

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Metal slime plushie :)

Wanted to tell you kids about an awesome book. Thought the sentence, “too bad an awesome character gets fridged for manpain,” and then I just

What?

Tumblr, you’ve vocabularied me.

[xparrot]

The interval between the start and the end of “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” is 3 minutes and 30 seconds, and the International Space Station is moving is 7.66 km/s.

This means that if an astronaut on the ISS listens to “I’m Gonna Be”, in the time between the first beat of the song and the final lines …

… they will have traveled just about exactly 1,000 miles.

[someauthorgirl]

To be alive, now, in this age.

[humanoidhistory]

Astronaut Dave Scott enjoys the view from the open hatch of the Apollo 9 command module during, March 6, 1969. (NASA)

[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is Pablo. He likes to sit and be casual sometimes. He doesn’t realize he isn’t a person and uses armrests. Here he’s realized I have caught him imitating me and is frozen in fear.

[derpycats]

He’s stuck on the fridge

[feedmerightmeow]

The fluffy prince.