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cosmemery

Where did the idea of vampires having balls actually come from? Like what started that… “I’m a bloodsucking creature of the night; I feel like dressing fabulous and going to mingle in high society!”

trashcanamerica

when i read this i thought by “balls” you meant “testicles” and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class

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Dracula: BUT WE’VE GOT THE BIGGEST

BALLS OF THEM ALL

i also thougth this
tranimation

josuereadscomics-deactivated201 asked:

For some reason, yesterday I was wondering who would win a space fashion contest, Wesley Crusher or Jake Sisko?

tranimation answered:

Ooooooo, good question.

Jake’s outfits started off quite awful. We were still shaking off the 1980s fashion trends, so he had some really notable Bill Cosby-esque outfits. I mean….LOOOOOK!

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But they did eventually become less and less of an eyesore as the series went on. I admit that I really loved his outfit from “Valiant.” (I do like the vest look on him when they get they get it right.)

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However, I always thought Julian Bashir’s civilian clothes were far, far worse than Jake’s.

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And Wesley’s were always atrocious – and I mean always!

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I’ll at least give Jake credit for having an actual wardrobe to speak of, but Wesley doesn’t even have that. Seriously, does this kid have more than three outfits in his closet?

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And what’s with all the knitted sweaters that are four times his size?! Is he wearing hand-me-downs from his father?