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When even felons don’t respect you
~ Decree not to appoint tax collectors.
Culture: Greek, East Greek
Period: Roman Imperial Period
Place of origin: Assos (Behramkale), Troad, Anatolia (Turkey).
Star Trek: DS9 Notes - S5, Vol. 5
Back on track with the five-packs of reacts!
Naw just kidding there’s an extra bonus half-round in here, hahahaha
Alright.
5x17 ‘A Simple Investigation’
- these are the most blasé heavies I have ever seen. this feels….Gaiman, somehow? idk why
- SOMETIMES, I JUST GOTTA GET REAL HIGH KEY ABOUT THE FACT THAT AN ESTABLISHED COMMUNAL PASTIME ON THIS STATION IS PLAYING INTRICATE FANTASY DRESS-UP GAMES TOGETHER. I LOVE YOU LARPERS SOOOO MUUUUCH.
- Jadzia: “What parts do we get to play?”
Julian: “Well you get to play Lady Wantsomore, a beautiful socialite who’s brainwashed to assassinate the Queen of England.”
Jadzia: “Ooooo somebody stop me!”
I JUST
- wait, oh fuck me it’s one of Julian’s Bond programs, he’s brought his friends into it now, oh – fantastic. ah, lol, he’d gotten it from his buddy “Felix”, good ref
- ohhhhh my god Julian has Miles play Falcon to his Agent Bashir every time, are you KIDDING ME. ARE YOU.
- Miles: “I’m tired of being the bad guy.”
Jadzia, sly: “But you do it so well.”
in the version of this episode where this is the A-plot, the ep is titled ‘A Token Resistance’
Just a very important gif of Alexander Siddig and Andrew Robinson being adorable ^__^
Source this lovely DS9 panel.
give him a theme song
BODE
My Friend Bubba is a joyful little game in which you play with your best friend Bubba. It’s amazing what fun you can have with a few toys and some imagination!
household memes. memes that only make sense to the people you live with.
for example, in my house: saying ‘ew’ in a monotone voice, slapping your leg and saying “iiiiiii know it!” and the other person replies “well that’s just it.”
reblog with your household memes in the comments or tags
guys, if you ever need writing prompts, I encourage you to look at the tags on this post cuz I’ve never seen anything more strange and wonderful
cursing out the oatmeal
KFC is out of chicken
Lentils with texture
This is more just me and my brother:
Talking like Stitch at each other
‘No we are not bringing up the topic of bikes in post apocalyptic scenarios again’
Parental household (childhood memes)
- “a big man came in the window and did it”
- Munion Day
- inappropriate animals referred to as “weasels” or “wombats”
Marital household (New Family Memes)
- “a big dog came in the window and did it”
- inappropriate animals referred to as “wombat-woozles” (weird convergent evolution brought into household, surprisingly, by husband)
- animals referred to as “weird [similar animal],” i.e. ducks = weird chickens, swans = weird ducks, dogs = weird cats
- “We fucked up” when only one of us fucked up
- Elodie’s irritating actions being attributed by everyone to “problematic bears,” i.e. the dishwasher was loaded inefficiently by problematic bears, which are loudly blamed by all concerned (”those bears! they’re so problematic!”)
- “Zeitgeist” (now banned)
- “should we light the fire” when it’s a patently bad time to light a fire
- “You never can tell with bees.”
Marital Household Memes That Friends Around Me Use Now:
- “Tubtub” as a synonym for “pleasingly round and fat animal,” like a jubjub bird but round
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