Sneak RP

[dndstories]

So in this one campaign I was a part of my character managed to loot a blade that looked rather…demonic. An obsidian blade with a hilt made from the skull of a Teifling that just screamed I AM EVIL.

The bard of the team, familiar with fantasy tropes turned to me and said: “If that thing starts talking, it goes.”

As a joke I ask the sword if it had anything to say, we look to the DM. Nothing.

Session ends, we go home and I get a text.

“You wished to speak with me?”

I then spend the next twenty minutes role playing over chat, talking to a demon sword.

Me and the DM managed to keep this little detail secret for THREE MORE SESSIONS. Needless my party’s reaction to finding out it could talk was absolutely hilarious and involved copious amounts of swearing.

[humanoidhistory]

“What are we doing here? We’re reaching for the stars.”

—Christa McAuliffe (September 2, 1948–January 28, 1986)

[fuckyeahdollsofcolor]

L.O.L. Surprise dolls by MGA Entertainment

if you’re part of the “always late tot he party” club, like me, you might not have heard of these collectible cuties who come blind-boxed (but in a ball?). You can watch a video of the “unboxing” of a few of them on the L.O.L. Surprise Dolls website!

these are some of my favorites from the current series. clockwise from top left; Fresh, Diva, Miss Baby, and Merbaby.

[life-needs-things-to-live]

This outfit is my favorite julian outfit so many stripes

[suppermariobroth]

Mario and Luigi reference in Sangokushi Taisen, a real-time strategy arcade game by Sega.

[humanoidhistory]

TODAY IN HISTORY: It’s hope and then despair as the Space Shuttle Challenger explodes after launching from Cape Canaveral, Florida, on January 28, 1986. All seven crew members perish. (National Geographic)

[ten4ward]

AU where Garak wears glasses while he tailors

[kiranerys]

Fuck my life

[former-cardassian-oppressor]

I’m 10000000000% down for this but like where’s the edit of him in spectacular purple glasses like the ones Andy Robinson wears nowadays?

I mean, h o n e s t l y if those glasses aren’t Garak I don’t know what is.

[sleepymarmot]

The Measure of a Man (extended edition) 4/4

[theunvanquishedzims]

Werewolves are stereotyped as ravenous monsters because the transformations burn so many calories that they’re essentially starving afterwords. The more “controlled” werewolves are just the ones who figured this out and loaded up on calories beforehand, whereas the “wild” ones assume it’s part of their wolfish nature to hunt and eat whatever’s nearby.

The transformation back burns calories too, but by that point they’re exhausted from running around in the woods all night, not to mention the physical strain of two transformations. And filthy people showing up at Denny’s in the early morning are assumed to be hungover, so the ravenous beast idea is applied only to the wolf half.

[teratomarty]

Man, things you wish your dad had told you…

[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is Clementine and she likes to pretend to want me to pet her so she can bite me