No, said Aziraphale, it's ineffable.

How many ways is there to say“I was drunk”where you’re from?

loi-201

Quebec (9): J’étais saoule, j’étais torchée, j’étais chaude, j’tais drunk, j’tais en boisson, j’tais su’l party, j’tais su’a brosse, j’en ai viré une, je l’ai échappée.

deutsian

ich war besoffen, ich war betrunken, ich war blau, ich war breit and ich war berauscht (…why do they all start with the letter B? lmao) are the only ones I know in German.

There’s probably a lot, lot more… considering how much the Germans love beer.

gmtn1996

Puerto Rico: Me emborraché, me embriagé, estuve/estaba borracho, estuve/estaba bebido, estuve/estaba ebrio

indiferens

Chile: me curé o estuve curado/a (pronounced curáo by Chileans), tomé mucho copete, anduve abrazando postes
USA: I got wasted, I got shit faced, I got fucked up, I got hammered

unbelievable-facts

Critics complained that Indian musician Daler Mehndi’s music was only popular because his videos featured beautiful women. Mehndi’s response was to create a video featuring only copies of himself greenscreened in, leading to the creation of the “Tunak Tunak Tun” video.

hmas-sydney

Creates his most popular video just because people say he cant.

What a lad

strampunch

posted the video because some people in Tumblr are too young to remember this masterpiece.

phoneus

The Ridley Scott fan kills me every time

rolllight

You forgot to mention this was the male Draeni dance in WOW.

nadiaoxford

Before there was the Rickroll, there was Tunak Tunak Tun.

feitclub

the only “source” for this is Wikipedia, but I want to believe.

gamespite

I’d never seen this video before, but it’s basically an Indian man inserting himself into ’90s FMV game footage and making a music video of it. Which is fantastic.

Anonymous asked:

Granted I haven't used this for long but are you aware that this is just a slightly worse version of tumblr that only shows your dash and everything else either links to tumblr or is worse then tumblr. And the only reason people would think to use it is because you can't blacklist things in tumblr mobile

washblog answered:

The importance of being able to blacklist keywords ranges from “kind of nice to have” for some people to “critical for mental health” to others. Judging by the tone of this ask, I’m assuming you’re not in the latter group.

Washboard is built on the Tumblr API, which exposes only a fraction of Tumblr’s capabilities. I have no way to add messages or many of the other features added to Tumblr over the years until the developers create API endpoints for those features (which isn’t looking likely).

usaonetwothree

Hey now! I love washboard.ws and highly recommend it to anyone who is sick of Tumblr mobile or the Tumblr app. Not only does it allow mobile blacklisting but it loads. Pictures. Quickly. And doesn’t chew up your data! I’ve been having it for about a year now and it’s only not worked a handful of times so it’s very reliable and gets updated fairly frequently (which is hella awesome considering I pay nothing for it.) Also, you can reblog in line then keep going! After you’re done, you don’t get sent back to the top of your feed, like you do on mobile.

Tl;dr: washboard.ws is awesome and you should all give it a try.