S06E04 - “Behind the Lines”
What lines are we talking about? A-lines? Princess seams? Drop waists? Let’s take a look…

The syntho-grapes of syntho-wrath
This is kind of a groovy bottle, but what’s weird to me is the canvas strap, apparently for hanging. Why would you… where would you… no matter how you use that strap, that bottle’s gonna be banging against the bulkheads and/or spilling everywhere.
Also, why are we sitting at tables made of searchlights covered in chain-link fence? Y'know, prop department, when I complain about there never being enough light in these shots, I didn’t mean the solution was FLOODLIGHTS IN THE FACE.

The party don’t start ‘til we walk in
Some Jem'Hadar of the Bare Chest Brigade swagger into Quark’s. All the Bajorans clutch their sweaters a little more tightly.

So no one told you space was gonna be this way
Admiral Ross (yes, really) displays the Admiralty Wrist Bands, which I’d almost forgotten about. They look like those retroreflective bands for joggers. Which I guess you need, given the aforementioned pervasive lighting problem.
I’m not into his taste in art. It looks like it’s about to start assimilating his office.

Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your invasion’s DOA
I wasn’t gonna continue that joke but suddenly I got a good look at Weyoun’s hair. The Dominion are clearly exploiting Cardassia’s hair gel resources for themselves.
PS your coat’s still weird.

The lines behind
Okay I do not usually make fun of people’s butts. But. (Butt.) Wardrobe, you needed to think this through. The changelings are not solid. They can be literally any shape. Whatever you dress them in is supposed to be the shape they chose to craft for themselves. THEY WOULD NOT INTENTIONALLY CRAFT PANTY LINES.

The alien in red
This backgrounder is in a shiny red and gold dress/robe/thing that I really wish we could see more of! Also the Madonna platinum topknot is nicely dramatic. Goes well with the slim lines. I’m not even mad that it clashes pretty badly with their skin tone becasue HOLY HELL AN INTERESTING OUTFIT I MAY HAVE A HEART ATTACK.
That is, sadly, all the fashion that’s fit to print. Keep yourselves in line!





