No, said Aziraphale, it's ineffable.

for the subset of my followers who really, really like star trek deep space nine:

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btw if you like that little DS9 i have and you want one for yourself, now’s a good time to get it. It’s cheaper on ebay now than I’ve ever seen it. Last year it was going for over a hundred, but there’s some that are selling it for less than 50 bucks or best offer- which is kind of a lot to pay for an ornament, but it’s also an ornament that can talk to you in Ben Sisko’s voice, so there’s that going for it.

❄⛄🎶Christmas Music in Different Languages🎶⛄❄

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Hello! So, I’ve researched some Christmas music in different languages. Some have a lot, like, too much so I narrowed it down, and some don’t have that much, but I found the best I could. Some are similar songs to what English speakers and Americans are used to such as “jingle bells” etc etc, while others are their own original seasonal songs. If it’s similar or the same song as traditional songs in English, I’ll put them in the parenthesis. So anyway, enjoy and happy holidays!

Arabic

•Laylat Eid- Fairuz (”Jingle Bells”)

•العيد ببيروت - البوم كستنا لـ جان ماري رياشي ، غناء يارا (”Santa Claus is Coming to Town”)

•Adeste Fideles -Fairuz ( اديسيت فيدييس فيروز )

•“Ya Yasoo” by Wafic

•Gloria in Excells Deo- Marwan Rahbani, Ghadi Rahbani

•Remember Us -Marwan Rahbani, Ghadi Rahbani (ما تنسانا السنة الجاي يا بابا نويل)

•Talj talj- Fairuz

•Tonight Is Xmas by Marwan Rahbani, Ghadi Rahbani (ليلة عيد الميلاد)

•God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen -Fairuz

•Bizet Carol- Fairuz

•المجد لك ايها المسيح

German

•Die Flippers- Süßer die Glocken nie klingen

•Schlittenlied- Michelle (Jingle Bells)

•Der Kleine Trommler- Jonny Hill (Little Drummer Boy)

•Heintje - Kommet ihr Hirten

•O Du Fröhliche- Roy Black

•Ihr Kinderlein kommet- Michelle

•Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht- Michelle (Silent Night)

Italian

•Dio ci Benedirà- Andrea Bocelli

•Bianco Natale- Irene Grandi (White Christmas)

•A Natale Puoi- Sergio Cremonese

•Sarà Natale Se- Renato Giorgi

•E’ la notte di Natale- Enrico Turetta

•“Italian Jingle Bells”- Lou Monte [Neapolitan]

Russian

•Raduitesya vsi Lyude- Novokuznetsk choir

•Nebo i Zemlya ~ Russian kolyadka

•ТИХАЯ НОЧЬ ДИВНАЯ НОЧЬ (Silent Night)

•Angeli v Nebi ~ Russian kolyadka

•Белый Снег- Аллы Чепиковой

•ЗВЕЗДА НАДЕЖДЫ- Аллы Чепиковой

•”We Wish You A Merry Christmas” (RUSSIAN)

Esperanto

•PAŜOJ- Aleksandra Watanuki

Japanese

•Kiyoshi, Kono Yoru- Ashley Serena (Silent Night)

•Jingle Bells (JAPANESE)

•Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer (from Morning Musume)

•会いたいロンリークリスマス- C-ute

Spanish

•Rodolfo el Reno de la Nariz Roja- Belinda

•Hoy es Navidad (”Jingle Bells” tune)

•Paseo en Trineo- Opus Christi (Sleigh Ride)

•Feliz Navidad- Jose Feliciano

•El burrito de Bélen- Juanes

•El Pequeño Tamborilero- Raphael (Little Drummer Boy)

•Din, don, din, dan

Chinese

•铃儿响叮当 (Jingle Bells)

•我们祝你圣诞快乐- Cuishan He (We Wish You a Merry Christmas)

•神的孩子

•圣诞节- EXO

Hindi

•Yeshu Paida Hua

•Shaanti Ki Raath (Silent Night)

•Ek Tara Chamka Hein- Domenic Marbaniang+

•Woh masiha aaya hai- Lata Mangeshkar

•Jingle Bells (HINDI)

French

•Il Est Né- Michael Gettel

•Vive le vent (Jingle Bells)

•Entre le bœuf et l'âne gris- Christmas Sound Orchestra

•Rudolph, le petit renne au nez rouge

•Il est né le Divin Enfant- Tino Rossi

•Mon beau sapin- Muriel J (Oh Christmas Tree)

•Petit Papa Noël

•Les douze jours de Noël- Carmen Campagne (12 days of Xmas)

•All I Want for Christmas is You (Mioune on yt)

Korean

•스타쉽플래닛- Starship Planet

•크리스마스 소원- MYSTIC

•Zzang Christmas(짱 크리스마스)- BESTie

•루돌프사슴코 - 꾸러기 동요 (Rudolph)

•Dear Santa- Girls Generation TTS (Kor.)

•울면안돼 (Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

Norwegian

•Mitt hjerte alltid vanker

•Glade Jul, Hellige Jul (Silent Night)

•Jul I Svinget- Frederikke Kaysen

•Det Lyser I Stille Grender

•En Stjerne Skinner I Natt

Hungarian

•Szent ünnep- Nox

•Csengőszó (Jingle Bells)

•Ünnepelj Ma Velünk!- Lola

•Fehér karácsony- TNT

•Fehér Karácsony (White Christmas)

•Szülte A Szűz Szent Fiát

•Csendes Éj (Silent Night)

Finnish

•Varpunen jouluaamuna- Suvi Teräsniska

•Rekiretki- Vieno Kekkonen (Sleigh Ride)

•Petteri Punakuono (Rudolph)

•Joulupukki matkaan jo käy (Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

•Joulupuu on rakennettu

•Kolme yötä jouluun

Croatian

•O, pastiri, čudo novo

•Radujte se narodi

•Bijeli Božić- Oliver Dragojević

•O, Betleme, grade slavni- PATRIA

Polish

•Dzisiaj w Betlejem

•Kolęda Tryumfy Króla Niebieskiego

•BÓG SIĘ RODZI

•Przybieżeli Do Betlejem

•Gdy Się Chrystus Rodzi

•Do szopy, hej pasterze

Persian

•Mary Did You Know- Dariush & Marya

•O Holy Night- Dariush & Marya

•Tavalod Tavalod- Gilbert (Jingle Bells)

Hawaiian

•O Holy Night- Willie K.

•Me Ke Aloha Nona

•Mele Kalikimaka- Bing Crosby (Eng)

Estonian

•Jõuluingel

•Aisakell- Lauris Reiniks (Jingle Bells)

•Aisakell- Karavan (Jingle Bells)

•Estica Jõuluingel

🎄This is an original post and all links are taken from Youtube🎄

-Cecelia

2016

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Concept: a former Legend of Zelda style child hero who has no concept of what conventional childhood tribulations are like, nor how to appropriately respond to them - but instead of failing to appreciate the gravity of “normal” kid stressors, she just doesn’t discriminate. In her mind, being set on fire and punted off a bridge by an orc warboss is on the same level as failing a math test, and the solution to both probably involves a flooded temple, an ancient artifact, and a modicum of stabbing.

Now contrive a reason for a perfectly ordinary nine-year-old girl to end up in her care.

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The hero has spent the better part of the evening preparing for the dreaded parent teacher conference. From the stories told to her by the child in her care, the one known as Mr. Latchkey is particularly nefarious. His reputation for cowardly surprise attacks, colloquially known as “pop quizzes”, have garnered her ire.

The child finds her caretaker in the kitchen preparing dinner, laden with chain armor, the gleaming sword of legend sheathed on her back, boomerang shoved into her belt, and the holy shield of the royal family at her side.

“Do you really need all that?” the girl asks, looking over her battle-ready caretaker.

The hero looks up from the bubbling pan of hamburger helper and blinks perplexed at the child. After examining her attire and various weapons, she rolls her eyes as though she has realized something obvious.

“Of course,” she chuckles “The chain armor is far too heavy. Leather provides better movement. Here. Stir dinner while I go change. That dreaded Latchkey won’t get the jump on me.”

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.