No, said Aziraphale, it's ineffable.

Anonymous asked:

Okay, I'm out of the loop. What IS Bode?

I can’t find the original post, and i just searched “bode” looking for it an d am still laughing so hard im sorry

somebody had a dream. and it was the best bc

they dreamed

that the newest meme was pictures of fat cats with “BODE” on it, like “BODACIOUS.” that is what bode means. it came to a single very blessed tumblr user in a dream to save us from the despair of this year when we needed it the most

so now it IS the new meme. the ‘bode’ tag is nothing but this. i cant stop laughing. their dream came true. somethin so good and pure came out of this terrible hellpit called 2016 and it bodes very well

EDIT: forgot i actually reblogged it bc ofc i did

engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose

in-fi-ni

a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10

a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10

huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10

also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10

this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10

a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10

the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation

HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10

there’s not even a stone, its just gold which aint exactly the hardest metal in the world. just fucking stay home if you’re not going to take this seriously.

karnythia

When my husband designed my ring with the jeweler he made it clear the setting needed to channel force away from the stone because of my potential for altercations. He knows me. He really really knows me. Also my band is platinum & my stone is bezel set. Hell on clean up, but it won’t be getting damaged.

elodieunderglass

See I just went for an old antique ring with its stones set in a low, smooth profile, because anything with a high-profile stone will tear up disposable gloves, and I wouldn’t be safe handling chemicals/toxins/viruses/bacteria/screaming radioactive mice at work if my gloves were compromised.

Now that I’m not working in labs and hospitals I kind of regret not having a Fighting Ring.

tinsnip

@bmouse

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose